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The Cryptkeeper

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This, is the funniest, shit, I have EVER, seen. O.O

The lady with the punching woman just basically runs away when she sees the punch coming. :D
 

jcdws602

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i think i have just found the reason the internet was invented.. so i could find this and share it with u all

Fucking awesome.........hahahahahahahaha............ aww man that is an epic pic.....the mortified bunnies in the back.......the oompa loompas...topped off with a fat what ever that is on a stretcher......+ rep for that find....
 

Winter Woman

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You have to love British humour!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper and, even if they are not,

they are pretty humorous:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard..
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got
married, wife knows everything.

**** And Statement of the Century ****

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
have a headache and sex at the same time?"
 

woodsmaneh!

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[FONT=&quot]Guns[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Yes, I am."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
"Well then, better tell me what you got."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
"Nope."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Not a fuckin thing..."[/FONT]
 

The Cryptkeeper

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Kids say the darndest things... :D

Hey are we on page 420? I know I've modified my page preferences to 20 posts but somebody else has to be seeing this as well. :D
 

Winter Woman

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Winter Woman

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I can't believe what Red Skelton said at the end of this clip in 1969, he must have seen this coming.
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