Piss Test

ok fellow stoners. got a pest test in 2 weeks and I am now sweating it. been smoke free for a week for the holidays, but my boss dropped the bomb yesterday that I need to pee. it will only be a one time shot for me. need a solution. I smoke way too much for it to be out of my system naturally. show me the products. lol I feel like jerry maguire.

damn, thats a pretty dickhead boss.(if u are getting ur work done on time and shit) i dont have any good solutions, but i heard that cranberry pills and water help get out faster

you need sub-solution its all in one package. i used it twice and it worked both times great!!! i got it at a head shop by my house but you can order them online at body-flush.com if you have time before your piss test. hope everything works out for ya.
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MEAT how long until the test dude?

2 weeks. I am now a week clean. dude, I haven't had this problem in years lol. I am so out of the loop lol

clean for 1 week, 2 weeks until the test? dont smoke, and on the day opf the test dont eat before it, drink a few liters of water and shitloads of gatorade, you can piss a few times before, maybe twice, but make sure you keep the drink in, force it down, piss in the toilet first, fill the cup mid stream, finish in the toilet.

The test for the metabolite in PPM, and we know what that is right? so if you drink so much your body doesnt use it all, it goes straight into the bladder, and it dilutes your urine, therefore decreasing the PPM to proportions of undetectability. naturally, and with 3 weeks clean it's fucking easy

dont quit smokin use the sub-soultion!

or that, i was jsut too scared to use anything, i almost lost my cool my first pisser, i had someone elses urine in a medicine bottle attached to my leg. passed that one too.

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get someosne else to piss for you. That's what the majority of the workforce does in my Country.

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I've got a friend who had this problem a couple of years ago. We were sitting around smoking and he said he had to piss test the next day!! I said wtf are you going to do? He said don't worry, he'll be fine. Later that night he poured a big glass of vinegar and chugged it down. He didn't seem to enjoy it much though. It must've cleaned his system right out because, although I never asked what happened, he still works at the place.