Naming neo's New Helper

Roger A. Shrubber said:

they can't tell the difference between water and dog piss?

and they're going to be taking care of a child?

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Happens all the time. I have 5 dogs, so imagine how often I wake up, thinking my water broke.
Thankfully my penis reminds me I'm not pregnant.

SH420

shrxhky420 said:

Happens all the time. I have 5 dogs, so imagine how often I wake up, thinking my water broke.
Thankfully my penis reminds me I'm not pregnant.

SH420

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My penis gets pregnant sometimes

srh88 said:

My penis gets pregnant sometimes

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Cum to think of it...
SH420

cannabineer said:

I predict that once the baby is there, he'll come up with a whole phalanx of emergencies, excuses, unanticipated pressing commitments. I don't think you can rescue this one.

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yup.

Pussy. That's what a pussy would do. So I'll name him Pussy.

Not so long ago a phone call to verify health of baby and mother would have been enough.

shrxhky420 said:

Cum to think of it...
SH420

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"Just don't mix the Pussy Willow with the DickWeed, You might end up with a Cumquat" -George Carlin

there's your name, right there, Cumquat!

Urban Dictionary: comquat
https://www.urbandictionary.com › ...
a shit, or a nut. Something that you see, smell, or name.
Hmmm...sounds tantalizing

It's getting fucking ridiculous. So today he has to pick his dog up from the vet because he had surgery on his tooth yesterday or some shit. Anyone need a job?

does his old lady not have a vehicle? and how did the dog piss in the bed if he was at the vets?

neosapien said:

It's getting fucking ridiculous. So today he has to pick his dog up from the vet because he had surgery on his tooth yesterday or some shit. Anyone need a job?

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The Terminated. His name by next week.

No way in hell could you miss that much work where I worked without actually being sick with a Dr's. excuse.

They'd go insane over a different excuse every time.

he just started and by my count he's missed at least 5 days. missing 5 days of work in the first two or three weeks isn't a good sign.

neosapien said:

It's getting fucking ridiculous. So today he has to pick his dog up from the vet because he had surgery on his tooth yesterday or some shit. Anyone need a job?

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Thats one reson i quit growing fuck that and construction i have heard every fucken excuse to man that can possably be.. You lucky he didnt have a son with 2 personalities and he had to deal with Kent the evil one and he had to stay to love kent and show him love so that kenny could come back???? That one there was like woooew!!

How bout naming him NeOW.

Get the fuck over here NeOW!
Do this Do that NeOW!
You’re fired NeOW!

neosapien said:

It's getting fucking ridiculous. So today he has to pick his dog up from the vet because he had surgery on his tooth yesterday or some shit. Anyone need a job?

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He needs the whole day off???!!!

yeah, let him go a half hour early so he can pick the mutt up on the way home...where the fuck is his vet, and how did the dog get there? take a bus?.....as you can guess, i would have already let him go.....i'd rather work alone and be tired, than work with an idiot that pisses me off, then doesn't show up...so now i'm pissed AND tired....

neosapien said:

It's getting fucking ridiculous. So today he has to pick his dog up from the vet because he had surgery on his tooth yesterday or some shit. Anyone need a job?

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Classic cumquat!!!
Bet his folks wishes he was cum spot...

SH420

Dearth Evader

Hopefully he's not smart enough to get a doctors note saying he's allergic to the pool chemicals. Then you'll be really screwed. Better get rid of him quick.

Here's a funny story, one day at work me and my boss are building a 6000sf house and we need some help. Well a dude shows up out of nowhere and ask for a job my boss hires him and about thirty minutes later he's lying on the ground screaming ohh my back . My boss said go call 911 I grab him by his arm and pull a side and say in a load voice " get the shovel and I'll hit him in the head and we can bury him with the other one " . My boss got really pissed at me but the other dude jumped up and ran off. The next day he puts me in charge of hiring and firing.

Problem was their was only me and him.

So yeah in 15 working days he has called off, had to start late or get done early 5 of those days. Which is literally a third. It really is hard for us to find any help let alone good help. We start helpers out at $11-15 too depending on skill set! Any who I'm fucked either way.