Kids say the darndest things...

"Go get your mom, someone needs to tell her she's wrong."

-in response to the extremely religious neighbor kids trying to tell my kid the creation story and where people came from.

Edit: their exchanges are funny as hell.

Neighbor kid popped his head over the fence yesterday while I was getting my yard and garden in order. "I haven't smelled that since last year" "huh...what?" *was smoking in the garage prior* "sprinklers! I haven't smelled your sprinklers since last year" *smile back and nod*...smelled my sprinklers...wtf kid, weird phrasing."