Kids say the darndest things...

Milovan1 said:

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Daddy long leg....

DarkWeb said:

Daddy long leg....

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Asshole

lokie said:

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Thats precious.

dannyboy602 said:

Thats precious.

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Your return is welcome.

Milovan1 said:

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It's true.

You put them in the head and it walks and poops jelly beans.

DarkWeb said:

It's true.
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You put them in the head and it walks and poops jelly beans.

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We had these years ago. The silicone versions are high velocity discharge. Stupid fun. LOL.

And I can't get this quote of my head now.

My son at 5-6 in checkout line at large store. A PLUS, PLUS sized woman is in front of us. She politely does the motherly "hello" to him. He promptly replies "You are blocking my air and you smell bad". About melted into the floor. Smiled at him and burned my soul locking eyes with me. Kids. Everyone should babysit a few before taking the plunge. Pun intended.

My 8 yr old is really into busting out singing in this exaggerated R&B type voice "I like em biiiiiiiiiiiiig, I like em chuuuunnnnnkkkkky" at random times in random places. Not sure where he picked it up, and when I ask what he likes big and chunky he's got nothing. Just likes the way it sounds.

HGCC said:

My 8 yr old is really into busting out singing in this exaggerated R&B type voice "I like em biiiiiiiiiiiiig, I like em chuuuunnnnnkkkkky" at random times in random places. Not sure where he picked it up, and when I ask what he likes big and chunky he's got nothing. Just likes the way it sounds.

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Does he watch Madagascar 2?


Written and performed by Will I Am.

I dont think he's seen that one...but makes as much sense as anything. Maybe saw a clip or something at school.

All I know is kids gonna get me kicked in the junk by some big lady at some point. *cue me on the ground clutching my junk "but he said he LIKES them!!!!"

I would like to know when they are going to put collision avoidance systems and back up alarms in spandex.

HGCC said:

I dont think he's seen that one...but makes as much sense as anything. Maybe saw a clip or something at school.

All I know is kids gonna get me kicked in the junk by some big lady at some point. *cue me on the ground clutching my junk "but he said he LIKES them!!!!"

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It was that movie!...via something he heard his buddies saying.

So I guess there's multiple kids walking around advocating more Cushin 4 the pushin.