Kids say the darndest things...

My kid was drawing a car from various angles. This was the back. Damn you r/shittycarmods and inappropriate window stickers. I still haven't come up with a way to explain "I eat ass."

"If this vans a rockin don't bother knockin."

HGCC said:

My kid was drawing a car from various angles. This was the back. Damn you r/shittycarmods and inappropriate window stickers. I still haven't come up with a way to explain "I eat ass."

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Easy one.

Genuine Hungarian salami contains donkey meat. Plainly the owner loves genuine salami.

Kid loves cars, it comes up quite a bit "uhh..yeah, not sure what they mean either bud..?"

3 year old points to tear duct: "Mom, what's this tiny piece of ham in my eye?"

Four year old, yesterday, "Mom, does it hurt getting your head cracked open as much as it does getting jewelry put in your nipples?"

JohnGlennsGarden said:

Four year old, yesterday, "Mom, does it hurt getting your head cracked open as much as it does getting jewelry put in your nipples?"

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Tell them some things are less noticeable than horns. Both hurt but at different times for different reasons.

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I do not want to know what my kid thinks. LOL.

I remember when my daughter was like 4 years old and my buddy and I were coming out of the bathroom which was the smoke spot at that point. She’s says I know what you’re doing in there, your smoke stuff. After that day the shed was the smoke spot lol. These days she’s in high school and wants to wear my bodhi seeds shirt to school.