Just Busted Under a Parking Gate at The Casino Drunk and High! won 20$!

EDIT:::Just busted DRIVING under a parking gate at the casino drunk an high! won 20$!

so i just pulled into the casino parking lot when bam out of nowhere is this parking gate ( http://www.enovar.com/SG-400.gif ) but before i could slam my foot on the brakes, BAM, i drove right under it and the gate hit my hood and then pushed up and rolled right over my car. i checked for damage an found none, but i was now parked in an empty restricted area. so i went an played some blackjack, won 20$, on my way out i mentioned to a staff that my car accidentally ended up in a restricted parking zone and i had to explain it all to the security investigator at the casino. he immediately pointed out i was too drunk to drive. after i bullshitted my ass out of that! i took my 20$ and got the fuck out of there before he called the cops, which he was going to.. but now i'm home safe and no one can prove anything so i am a happy duck, did someone say bong hit? CHE CHE .. blpblplbpblpbllpbpbl *exhale*

Hilarious story! I'm happy your car didn't get fucked up. But don't worry about your hit and run incident. Many of us have done that before. Although the difference is you told them you hit their gate. One time when I was 17, I let a 16 y/o buddy drive a ford taurus that I just rebuilt a leaky head gasket on. We were parked in a parking lot of a bowling alley, and after pulling out of the parking space, the mother fucker forgot he had the transmission in reverse instead of drive, and he rammed another parked car in the ass by accident. So I checked quick for damage (on our car), and then rolled out before anyone took notice. I think the other car got fucked, but my back bumper was fine. It was like 10:30pm. PEACE!

Sounds like you may just be up for a Darwin award.......

i went thru a DUI checkpoint yesterday with a pipe in my lap.

did they catch you?

cannafire said:

did they catch you?

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no. it got stuffed under the arm rest by the time i pulled up to them. i came a round a blind corner on the road to the lake and there was a motorhome and 25 cop cars posted up in the center divide. my heart stopped. as i pulled up to the line of cars i stuffed the pipe under the center armrest as i dug out my license. i had just hit it 2 miles ago. dude asked if i had any alcohol today. i said "nope, just coffee and bubblegum". he said "you may pass".

edit: COFFEE, not beer.

Is the name of this thread "brag about something stupid you got away with?"

nutfoot said:

.. but now i'm home safe and no one can prove anything so i am a happy duck, did someone say bong hit? CHE CHE .. blpblplbpblpbllpbpbl *exhale*

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Did someone say surveillance cameras.... especially at a casino, I guarantee your act was caught on tape.... especially at the parking entrance and within a empty RESTRICTED area.... Any knocks at your door yet? LOL

thats too funny .. i got pulled over once while smoking a blunt... didn't work out quite as well

ColoradoLove said:

Is the name of this thread "brag about something stupid you got away with?"

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I never get away with anything..... maybe im just to stupid

Yea smoking a blunt while driving would definitely qualify as that....

i can't drive without smoking.

you can be "buzzed" on beer and still legally drive. anything OVER 0.08 in cali is an offense. but what if you are only 0.06? they can let you drive away.

how comparable is weed to alcohol? how many beers equal a joint? can you even get as "stoned" as you can "drunk". i blackout and pee on the carpet when i'm drunk. i've never done that stoned.

fdd2blk said:

i blackout and pee on the carpet when i'm drunk. i've never done that stoned.

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LOL freshman!

ColoradoLove said:

LOL freshman!

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more like "veteran".


pot is my "medication". without it i'd be running over all the damn cyclists that keep weaving into my lane. that is NOT a bike lane, it is the SHOULDER of the highway. do they realize the speed limit is 50? when i hit one, it won't be my fault.

I think there have been a few stuides comparing drivers who use alcohol and cannabis.. when your drunk you think your more likely to think your a racecar driver and your "ok" to drive.
where as when your stoned, you tend to drive slower to make up for your slowed reaction times..

ill see if I can find the study

I hate those dudes that ride on the shoulder, damn death wish is what they got

cannafire said:

I hate those dudes that ride on the shoulder, damn death wish is what they got

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it really is scarey. they ride in "packs", all chit-chatting. i toot my horn to warn them i'm coming and the flip me off. i am soooo close to stopping, but chewing out 10 of them won't stop the 100 behind them. i just grip the wheel and keep my eyes on the road. i slow down on all the blind corners and do my best to not hit them. but like i said, they dodge right out into traffic.

just posting this i feel like i'm bringing on some bad karma. this really does scare me.

they had an "event" a few weeks back. 100's of bikes everywhere. random people standing at intersections directing them, not the traffic. they were stopping 50 mph traffic to let bicycles blast thru the intersections. not 1 cop anywhere. i don't think you can just set up some cones on the highway and call it good. i think you need some permits and police escorts. but i could be wrong.

I don't have the highest IQ ... which is probably pretty evident from reading my posts... butt fuck driving on the shoulder, I always slow down all slow im way to afraid of killing one them people

Smoking and driving is alright but drinking is just dumb...

I wish they caught you

what about getting a blow job while driving while talking on the phone?