EDIT:::Just busted DRIVING under a parking gate at the casino drunk an high! won 20$!
so i just pulled into the casino parking lot when bam out of nowhere is this parking gate ( http://www.enovar.com/SG-400.gif ) but before i could slam my foot on the brakes, BAM, i drove right under it and the gate hit my hood and then pushed up and rolled right over my car. i checked for damage an found none, but i was now parked in an empty restricted area. so i went an played some blackjack, won 20$, on my way out i mentioned to a staff that my car accidentally ended up in a restricted parking zone and i had to explain it all to the security investigator at the casino. he immediately pointed out i was too drunk to drive. after i bullshitted my ass out of that! i took my 20$ and got the fuck out of there before he called the cops, which he was going to.. but now i'm home safe and no one can prove anything so i am a happy duck, did someone say bong hit? CHE CHE .. blpblplbpblpbllpbpbl *exhale*
so i just pulled into the casino parking lot when bam out of nowhere is this parking gate ( http://www.enovar.com/SG-400.gif ) but before i could slam my foot on the brakes, BAM, i drove right under it and the gate hit my hood and then pushed up and rolled right over my car. i checked for damage an found none, but i was now parked in an empty restricted area. so i went an played some blackjack, won 20$, on my way out i mentioned to a staff that my car accidentally ended up in a restricted parking zone and i had to explain it all to the security investigator at the casino. he immediately pointed out i was too drunk to drive. after i bullshitted my ass out of that! i took my 20$ and got the fuck out of there before he called the cops, which he was going to.. but now i'm home safe and no one can prove anything so i am a happy duck, did someone say bong hit? CHE CHE .. blpblplbpblpbllpbpbl *exhale*