I have a diagnosis but who the fuck cares? I'm not a real Doctor. Still, I do have a talkshow. I guess that means something.
Free your mind your ass will follow. Don't drink the Bildeburg cool-aid. It ain't cool. See what I did there? That's humour mofo's: Texas style.
I could just say fuck it and say fuck all y'all but that would be emotionally dishonest or dyslexic or something that begins with the letter D.
I love you. Each and everyone. I feel your pain. It is mine. Mine is yours. I"m ordering a Zen Pizza now so that I can have one with everything or be one with everything. Or eat one with everything. You get me right?
H: enough with the foreplay. I'm buying a ticket to Dublin. I'll be the guy with a Canada shirt and a massive erection. I need you to be there for me bro. I'm afraid customs might seize my member. What are the terrorist laws like over there? Should I pack my pecker or leave it on and hope for the best?