If you were God what would you do?

MixedMelodyMindBender

MixedMelodyMindBender

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Really....Theres videos of 90lbs gurls on the net taking baseball bats.....Im talking a lil bag of skittles...I like it snuggly warm n tight :)

But if I was god, Id just make the vagina the way I like it....Im God. Who knows, maybe one wild day Ill go for the big pussy :)
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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MixedMelodyMindBender said:
Really....Theres videos of 90lbs gurls on the net taking baseball bats.....Im talking a lil bag of skittles...I like it snuggly warm n tight :)

But if I was god, Id just make the vagina the way I like it....Im God. Who knows, maybe one wild day Ill go for the big pussy :)
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So would hell be living in a stinky hairy asshole?
 
Hepheastus420

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BigJon said:
Gotta remember there are many a people who believe there are two realms: The physical world and the spiritual world. It's believed the physical world is fake. An illusion. The spiritual world is real and eternal.

That's why I agree with Nice Ol' Bud. I would just let things flow the way they flow. The Universe is already balanced, and balance is God. Ying...yang. Positive/negative. It's all good and necessary to experience if we are to appreciate it.
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It's not good though. What about the starving kids? Do you think they follow the whole ying yang stuff? I sure as hell wouldn't.

I wouldn't want anything to be eternal.. What if somebody doesn't want to live for eternity? Also, this is a hypothetical thing.. so We'd be able to have an eternal afterlife AND be able to stop world hunger. I'm just saying I wouldn't keep this horrible world the same way. :) :)
 
RainbowBrite86

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Hepheastus420 said:
It's not good though. What about the starving kids? Do you think they follow the whole ying yang stuff? I sure as hell wouldn't.

I wouldn't want anything to be eternal.. What if somebody doesn't want to live for eternity? Also, this is a hypothetical thing.. so We'd be able to have an eternal afterlife AND be able to stop world hunger. I'm just saying I wouldn't keep this horrible world the same way. :) :)
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God didn't create poverty...we did.
 
UncleBuck

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i would say, "i am the king shit of fuck mountain, why would anyone dare fuck with me?"
 
Hepheastus420

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RainbowBrite86 said:
God didn't create poverty...we did.
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Oh yeah I know. We are provided with everything we need on this planet. It is up to us to decide what we do with it. .. We deserve what happens to us as a whole.. I'm just saying If I was a god I wouldn't let that happen no matter how much humans would deserve it.
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RainbowBrite86

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Hepheastus420 said:
Oh yeah I know. We are provided with everything we need on this planet. It is up to us to decide what we do with it. .. We deserve what happens to us as a whole.. I'm just saying If I was a god I wouldn't let that happen no matter how much humans would deserve it.
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Oh I forgot to mention...I would also strike down all my douchey ex's with lightning bolts.
 
Chief Walkin Eagle

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Hepheastus420 said:
What?? Come on chief don't say that lol. If I was a god why am I going to die?
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Your physical body is going to die, your spirit is going to move on though. "god" is not one being nor is it a group of beings (Im confusing when I talk about god, stay with me lol), Im sure some being created this world but we shouldnt worship him. God wants us to be just like him some day and whos to say that we cant? I'd imagine you would eventually reach god status when you have an eternity of afterlife to learn and evolve, he already looks at us as his equal.
 
BigJon

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Hepheastus420 said:
It's not good though. What about the starving kids? Do you think they follow the whole ying yang stuff? I sure as hell wouldn't.
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That's unfortunate. I'll tell you this much, those starving kids don't follow ying and yang. They LIVE ying and yang. You spend some time with any of them and they'll make you smile. They'll make you laugh. They have beautiful souls and only souls that beautiful would be able to touch the hearts of many while they are in agonizing hungry pain.

I wouldn't want anything to be eternal.. What if somebody doesn't want to live for eternity? Also, this is a hypothetical thing.. so We'd be able to have an eternal afterlife AND be able to stop world hunger. I'm just saying I wouldn't keep this horrible world the same way. :) :)
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Yeah...I dont believe in heaven and hell. I only believe in unity with God in the end.

Hell is this life on Earth. This physical realm. It's painful, sad, depressing.

Heaven is being one with God. We are but raindrops falling into the ocean.
 
drive

drive

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I was thinking that posidean would be a cool god to be but I think KALI MAA would be the way to go
 
MixedMelodyMindBender

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scroglodyte said:
i would destroy human civilization
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Now theres a good start, and one "god" would be familiar with. I mean, he's allegedly done it before.... Something about someone pissed him off and he had to climb out of his skittles bag which was in a very warm vagina, and kill everyone...Id be pissed 2 :)
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Chief Walkin Eagle said:
Your physical body is going to die, your spirit is going to move on though. "god" is not one being nor is it a group of beings (Im confusing when I talk about god, stay with me lol), Im sure some being created this world but we shouldnt worship him. God wants us to be just like him some day and whos to say that we cant? I'd imagine you would eventually reach god status when you have an eternity of afterlife to learn and evolve, he already looks at us as his equal.
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So say it as though it's a fact ;). What religion do you follow? I've never heard of any god wanting us to be his equals.
 
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