If you were God what would you do?

BongTokinAlcoholic420

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So, I want to pose the question to you guys.If you were God what would you do,or would you be God of anything in particular?Im not talking about any currently believed idea of God,such as an abramic god or yahweh or Allah none of that.Would you be a kickass God that creates awesome times for all to enjoy,or would you be more like a fair minded God without prejudices,or a God thats like an angry old curmudgeon?
There is no limit with this one ,basicaly what would you be?:blsmoke:
I would create a Utopia, in which never ends....But lasts Forever! And create lot's of Vegetation.. I loove greenery~
 

Hepheastus420

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I would make it so a satchel of weed appears in everyone's mail every morning.
And people couldn't get addicted to anything.
Maybe build a pretty awesome heaven, like a massive party, pretty much, hell would be run by my lawyer.
In general, I think I'd be a pretty chilled god.
I'd do the same but toss in no drug tolerance build up.
 

Shannon Alexander

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First I would make all the Child molesters and rapists in general immortal... then I would make them super sensitive to pain... then I would take out their ability to black out... then I would boil them in oil for all of eternity... That would be my proudest achievement tho... I'd pretty much let humanity fuck itself up if it wanted to... That way when I collapsed the universe in on itself I would start again with a better idea of how fucking stupid humanity as a whole is and try to make a better creature next time... while still keeping the rapists and kiddie fiddlers in eternal agony...
 

BigJon

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First I would make all the Child molesters and rapists in general immortal... then I would make them super sensitive to pain... then I would take out their ability to black out... then I would boil them in oil for all of eternity... That would be my proudest achievement tho... I'd pretty much let humanity fuck itself up if it wanted to... That way when I collapsed the universe in on itself I would start again with a better idea of how fucking stupid humanity as a whole is and try to make a better creature next time... while still keeping the rapists and kiddie fiddlers in eternal agony...
This is a good one but besides making them sensitive to pain, I would like to make them extremely apathetic. Like on Mother Theresa levels. So whenever they think about their victims, they will sob uncontrollably and repent. Then when they become honest with them selves and others, and share their experiences with the world (and deterring potential rapists everywhere), then I will kill them.
 

Shannon Alexander

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Apathetic people are the ones that don't care BigJon...


I believe you were looking for empathetic...


I laughed to myself in a previous discussion in TOKe-n-Talk when people were telling me that I should have more apathy for other people...
 

BigJon

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Apathetic people are the ones that don't care BigJon...


I believe you were looking for empathetic...


I laughed to myself in a previous discussion in TOKe-n-Talk when people were telling me that I should have more apathy for other people...
My bad. You're right. I'm already a meat head plus I smokes the weed all day so I'm going to look pretty dumb every now and then.
 

Shannon Alexander

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My bad. You're right. I'm already a meat head plus I smokes the weed all day so I'm going to look pretty dumb every now and then.
I have made the very same mistake in the past and was set straight on it and probably still write the wrong one on occasion...
 
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