rainman36
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Signature! lmao...Not if you pull out before the orgasm.
If you had to have sex with an animal
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DoomBrew420
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a sea-cucumber.
bombasticson
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This is a really sick topic... Are you guys in your right minds
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That's not an issue with the sperm whale. cnNot if you pull out before the orgasm.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You might be disappointed, ma'am. cn
bigbillyrocka
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Good choice since dolphins are known to have sex for fun like humans...
bigbillyrocka
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I grow tons of pot, but have been on a sabbatical hiatus of sorts...
rainman36
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LMAO...Thats hilarious.
If I lived near the coast, I bet I could get a dolphin to have sex with me. A seal might be similar, probably easy as fuck to catch on land.
You guys want to start a club where we try to have sex with the most different kinds of animals? We could have a website and charter and meetings and shit. If we made our mission statement just about saving animals we could collect donations as a non-profit, then use the revenue for marking and animal-sex expeditions.
I bet you could get adventurous, independently-wealthy people to pay to go on safari and have sex with exotic animals / local prostitutes. Like, market them as "International Marketing Exercises" but just make sure everyone going knew what was up. I need a millionaire financier and a marketing / PR guy.
You guys want to start a club where we try to have sex with the most different kinds of animals? We could have a website and charter and meetings and shit. If we made our mission statement just about saving animals we could collect donations as a non-profit, then use the revenue for marking and animal-sex expeditions.
I bet you could get adventurous, independently-wealthy people to pay to go on safari and have sex with exotic animals / local prostitutes. Like, market them as "International Marketing Exercises" but just make sure everyone going knew what was up. I need a millionaire financier and a marketing / PR guy.
Also, we could diversify in exotic animal acquisition - need to find someone with a veterinary background, like maybe someone who lost their license for prescription abuse but still knows there shit. They could probably get a license in Mexico and source all the veterinary drugs we would need.
bigbillyrocka
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lol ^^...
On the other hand, there's tons of antelope near my house all female. The male got hit by something/someone so they need a daddy... you "game?" bwahahaha
On the other hand, there's tons of antelope near my house all female. The male got hit by something/someone so they need a daddy... you "game?" bwahahaha
Do you live in Africa?
But yeah, thats one reason we would need a vet, because animals like antelope and zebra would be near impossible to get without tranquilizer guns. Just shooting guesstimated amounts of ketamine would be a little haphazard, although in Africa you could probably get a licensed vet to give you anything for a few dollars.
timbo123
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The Orignal post reminds me of a favoite old joke:
There was a very rare breed of female Gorilla being kept in a zoo. She came into 'heat' but there were no suitable males of the species to use for mating. One of the biologists had an idea. He approached Mike, a young zookeeper (who was very dumb but had a real way with the ladies) and made him an offer.
"Mike," says the biologist, "Would you be willing to have sex with the female gorilla for $500?"
Mike asks for 24 hours to think it over.
The next day Mike approaches the Biologist with his answer. "Yes, I will have sex with that gorilla for $500 under THREE conditions"
First of all, I do not want to to kiss her.
Also, I cannot be held financially responsible for the care of any offspring that may result from this union.
And the last thing... well... I'm gonna need a couple of weeks to come up with the $500"
There was a very rare breed of female Gorilla being kept in a zoo. She came into 'heat' but there were no suitable males of the species to use for mating. One of the biologists had an idea. He approached Mike, a young zookeeper (who was very dumb but had a real way with the ladies) and made him an offer.
"Mike," says the biologist, "Would you be willing to have sex with the female gorilla for $500?"
Mike asks for 24 hours to think it over.
The next day Mike approaches the Biologist with his answer. "Yes, I will have sex with that gorilla for $500 under THREE conditions"
First of all, I do not want to to kiss her.
Also, I cannot be held financially responsible for the care of any offspring that may result from this union.
And the last thing... well... I'm gonna need a couple of weeks to come up with the $500"
bigbillyrocka
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Nope not in Africa, had i been in africa i may have caught ebola or some crap. Also, lets leave monkeys outta the fun since we know where that leads us...lol
timbo123
Active Member
The Orignal post reminds me of a favorite old joke:
There was a very rare breed of female Gorilla being kept in a zoo. She came into 'heat' but there were no suitable males of the species to use for mating. One of the biologists had an idea. He approached Mike, a young zookeeper (who was very dumb but had a real way with the ladies) and made him an offer.
"Mike," says the biologist, "Would you be willing to have sex with the female gorilla for $500?"
Mike asks for 24 hours to think it over.
The next day Mike approaches the Biologist with his answer. "Yes, I will have sex with that gorilla for $500 under THREE conditions"
First of all, I do not want to to kiss her.
Also, I cannot be held financially responsible for the care of any offspring that may result from this union.
And the last thing... well... I'm gonna need a couple of weeks to come up with the $500"
There was a very rare breed of female Gorilla being kept in a zoo. She came into 'heat' but there were no suitable males of the species to use for mating. One of the biologists had an idea. He approached Mike, a young zookeeper (who was very dumb but had a real way with the ladies) and made him an offer.
"Mike," says the biologist, "Would you be willing to have sex with the female gorilla for $500?"
Mike asks for 24 hours to think it over.
The next day Mike approaches the Biologist with his answer. "Yes, I will have sex with that gorilla for $500 under THREE conditions"
First of all, I do not want to to kiss her.
Also, I cannot be held financially responsible for the care of any offspring that may result from this union.
And the last thing... well... I'm gonna need a couple of weeks to come up with the $500"
xKuroiTaimax
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Must you ask, lol =^^=
I bring the alpha male out in him sometimes
And yes, I bite.
I bring the alpha male out in him sometimes
And yes, I bite.