Idiot of the day award goes to.......me :(

Stoney McFried said:

"Excuse me, Stoney, can you get your tits outta my beer and hotwings?"

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Stoney McFried said:

Got milk????

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Rsixxer said:

Well, I am a complete idiot. Today I had to go into work early for a conference call. I woke up groggy and just grabbed the first pair of clean pants on the hanger and a work shirt. So here I am at work and look down and there is a hole about the size of a quarter right where my crotch is? WTF? I remember these pants were getting worn out and I gave them to the wife and asked her to throw them away. FUCK, looks like she washed them and put them right back on the hanger.

So now the dee-da-dee moment: I am wearing some bright red boxers and I when speaking to customers, it was showing through. I already tried leaving my shirt untucked but nothing. So my pants are a high gloss black and I get the bright idea to use a permanent marker and color my boxers black in that area for a quick fix. So I color in the red and think everything is cool. It has been about an hour and I have to take a piss.....

THE FUCKING INK LEAKED THROUGH AND MY DICK IS COLORED BLACK IN SPOTS!!!!

Yep, fan-fucking-tastic. Anybody know how long permanent marker takes to come off the skin? I am not going to be scrubbing my manhood with any chemicals or anything either! Fuck my life today....

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