Idiot of the day award goes to.......me :(

i would have just stapled my pants closed. i have used a stapler to fix many things. take the pants off first. i'd hate to hear your story after that one. lol
 
Rsixxer said:
Well, I am a complete idiot. Today I had to go into work early for a conference call. I woke up groggy and just grabbed the first pair of clean pants on the hanger and a work shirt. So here I am at work and look down and there is a hole about the size of a quarter right where my crotch is? WTF? I remember these pants were getting worn out and I gave them to the wife and asked her to throw them away. FUCK, looks like she washed them and put them right back on the hanger.

So now the dee-da-dee moment: I am wearing some bright red boxers and I when speaking to customers, it was showing through. I already tried leaving my shirt untucked but nothing. So my pants are a high gloss black and I get the bright idea to use a permanent marker and color my boxers black in that area for a quick fix. :confused: So I color in the red and think everything is cool. It has been about an hour and I have to take a piss.....

THE FUCKING INK LEAKED THROUGH AND MY DICK IS COLORED BLACK IN SPOTS!!!!:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

Yep, fan-fucking-tastic. Anybody know how long permanent marker takes to come off the skin? I am not going to be scrubbing my manhood with any chemicals or anything either! Fuck my life today....:cry:
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THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD DO! :lol: :lol: :lol: lmao! I did something with glue... shit, I'm trying to.. oh yeah, surgical tape stickiness left all over my neck and stuff, so I hit it with toilet paper. Then I couldn't get it off. I had all this fuckin' toilet paper stuck to the front of my neck, I looked so stupid. :lol:


By the way, I think the best method for removal actually involves a lot of saliva and licking and sucking. I think your wife is just gonna have to suck all that black off. :twisted: :lol:
 
I tried the thing with the staples on a shirt once...they scratched me. This one time, I decided to go out without a bra on to a bar. So as the night goes, I'm getting a little self conscious and I feel like my boobs are bouncing all over. So I get some duct tape out of the car and tape my boobs down. A decision made while drunk is not necessarily the best decision to make.
 
:twisted:Your right the guys were staring at you titties, BUT they wer'nt being rude. They were
merely mesmerrized.:twisted:
 
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