HARVESTING is killing me

Guys... my dick is so massive that I have to sew my own underwear, it takes me about 8 hours for each pair as I'm too cheap to pay someone to make them for me. It's killing me! Any advice please!

I simply sew a tube sock onto the zipper. Peeing is a challenge with this invention but the looks you get from everyone is hilarious.
 
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