Unclebaldrick
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He might be dead when his schizophrenic grandchild kills his parents with it.
Gun Lovers, You're Screwed.
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FunkeyMunkey
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Doubt it. But good try though. Keep throwing that statistic out, maybe it will stick
FunkeyMunkey
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You make me laugh
Unclebaldrick
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You can doubt the facts all you want but it doesn't change em or make you right. It just means you don't understand. That's how Trump got to be President.
FunkeyMunkey
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How don’t I understand? I understand that my gun will never kill me or my loved ones. Unless it somehow grows a brain and legs and arms and figures out how to get out of the gun safe and load itself and aim itself and then somehow manage to hit me or a loved one. But I’ll take my odds against that ever happening 
Unclebaldrick
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You might get real depressed after the next election and lose your will to live. It could happen.How don’t I understand? I understand that my gun will never kill me or my loved ones. Unless it somehow grows a brain and legs and arms and figures out how to get out of the gun safe and load itself and aim itself and then somehow manage to hit me or a loved one. But I’ll take my odds against that ever happening
Never
Say
Never
UncleBuck
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You can doubt facts but they are still facts
The deck is stacked against you 43 to 1
If this were poker you’d be drawing to a one outer on the river
UncleBuck
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FunkeyMunkey
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I’ll still take those odds. Thanks for the concern though
UncleBuck
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“Hit me”I’ll still take those odds. Thanks for the concern though
“Sir, you’re at 21”
“Hit me”
FunkeyMunkey
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The day one of my guns grows legs and walks off and kills someone I’ll get rid of every last one I own. Until then I’ll take my 43 to 1 odds. I’ve made it this far
Again, thanks for your concern. For a second I didn’t think you had a heart Bucky
UncleBuck
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Make sure your guns are loaded when you clean themThe day one of my guns grows legs and walks off and kills someone I’ll get rid of every last one I own. Until then I’ll take my 43 to 1 odds. I’ve made it this far
Again, thanks for your concern. For a second I didn’t think you had a heart Bucky
FunkeyMunkey
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Who cleans their guns unloaded? It’s 2019
Rob Roy
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Nut jobs?
Collateral damage is the proof that the people who lust to control guns are the problem.
Rob Roy
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Would you mind presenting a citation sir ?
UncleBuck
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To the guy who posts fake quotes whenever he’s not regurgitating neo nazi propaganda?
Cram walnuts up your ass
Rob Roy
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Your neighbors kids don't do their homework.
Your solution is to send your kids to their room.
Nice plan.
Rob Roy
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Whole or chopped walnuts ? If my rectum is clean can they be reused for anything?