growing weed in prison new help

you know i bet youll be good, if your only interested in planting them but not smoking, wouldnt it make sense to plant a butt load of seads all over the place, anywhere theyll get enough water, and just leave them be, let them sprout and make a scene? Theyll get a good size before it makes sense to people i bet.
 
Damn you got some balls. Going to prison for growing weed, then growin some more in prison. I grew at an all boy military school when i was in my teens lol and that was some stress on the nerves
 
Ohsogreen said:
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I would not touch this one with a 10 foot pole.
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It has let's make a deal written all over it.
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BEWARE !!!!!
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Agreed. This sounds too fucking crazy/stupid to be true. I don't know how prisons are in the UK, but in the US if you get caught doing that shit... Well lets just say that you won't be getting out for awhile.
 

Here’s a fucking brain buster... how about not smoking till you get out bro. You’re not going to jail for being bright, so why would you go and fuck yourself… Looks like you need some discipline boy. Go to jail, enlighten yourself for a bit get out and stay low then start to grow.
 
Plan on getting parole? Or more trouble inside?

Go for an auto flower, then you have a chance (a really stupid one).

But composted human shit is the way to go, they wouldn't like you much finding out that you are that dedicated.
 
dude lol i just read this whole thread, yo man serously if u dont care aboiut getting caught or smoking it or shit then this is what you should do, your gonna def need someone else in on it or itll never work, try to get real buddy buddy with someone, then u gotta find a way to be sure they wont see u when u plant them i know it wil be right where u walk everyday but u cant just jump out of a prison line and plant some pot seeds dude, u gotta be stealthy about it, i dunno goodluck i hope u fucking try it pig bastards pz
 
420swed said:
it will get jacked
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i agree
i would have to assume almost evryone in there would be ablee to identify it for a start.
i know if you went in with my mates theyd pick it strait away lol

the only way youd be safe is if you were mates with one of THA REAL GANGSTAZ or perhaps sat at a dons table or something. and still fat chance lol.....
i like th idea and if it succeeds thats awsome
but for now well leave it with youve got guts



P.s
What if one of the real criminals finds out youve got weed right...................... Now this criminal hasnt smoked in ages either....
"Oh yeh forgot to mention hes 3 times your size too".......

Now this criminals been in there for a while right. and he starts getin jeleous.....
This means hes gonna start targeting you I'd think lol.....
Now... Its about this time he realizes he hasnt been laid in a while either...

So this criminal gets to thinking right.......
Now what would happen next you think......


So anyway this criminal thinks about all these things he could do to you right..

By the way im not gettin at anything here.....
Its just youd be fucked if he just decided fuck it.....
Made you his bitch.....
buttfuck'd you and Smoked all your hard earned bud......
IN FRONT OF YOU WITH HIS BOYS

sorry but it could happen i know people that have seen worse done for a packet of white ox (rollies)

not to mention the police watch.... and look around the gardens...
they even monitor thetools so shit cant be taken and used as a weopon and shit like that

sorry but i just couldnt help it im fairly blazed ehy
 
Ya grow in the yard. sneak in some seeds when you get you go outside for recess plant them along the fence or on the other side of the fence. Use bananas for potassium and you need something for phosphorus and nitrogen. O add some water to your piss for nitrogen.
 
Whats with all the haters??

I say if you want to grow some herb in jail All the Power To You!!!

Some of us dont just grow to get high, some of us actually ENJOY growing a plant, and get satisfaction from seeing it grow from nothing.

I say Go for it....or Grow for it!!!

You know what would make ME really happy, if in 3 months I see on the news that someone in the UK has been growing weed in jail. :clap:


Go for it man!! If Anything you should be doing research on how to grow some Organic, find out what the natural soil content is around the prison.



Good Luck man!!!




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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
yo i got to give mad props to the thread starter
i have never laughed so hard at a thread before in my life
lmao especially at the part where he said hes gonna piss in his plants for watering LMAO
 
Tizzle312 said:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
yo i got to give mad props to the thread starter
i have never laughed so hard at a thread before in my life
lmao especially at the part where he said hes gonna piss in his plants for watering LMAO
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Diluted piss would be an excellent source of nitrogen and it would work quite well for the situation.





:peace:
 
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