GAY friend?? what should i do???? help

So earlier today my friend that lives in my neighborhood asked me to come over to his house,and said he had something to show me.So i get to his house and he told me he was going to show me a video of "A guy slurping egg whites"-it sounded kind of suspicous but i agreed anyway...well,it turns out that the "egg whites" were actually semen and it was gay porn.So i told him it was gross and to turn it off,after he turned it off he asked me to swim in his pool with him and i was a little hesitant, but after a while he convinced me.So five minutes later we are swimming in his pool when all of a sudden he takes his bathing suit off and is completely NAKED!!! He began swimming towards me so i get out of the pool and start running,and what do you know,he starts chasing me back to my house.I got inside my house locked the front door and he started banging on it.Eventually he left and i was happy about that,but then i heard a noise coming from my basement and hes trying to climb in through the window.I immedieatly push him through the window ( which is about 6 feet up from the ground) and he falls to the ground and gets up and walks home.This was about three hours ago and about thirty mins ago him and his uncle,mom,and dad show up to my house and tell my parents that they are filing assault charges because i pushed him out of the window....i dont know what to do i cant really go to jail right since it was on my property????

Lmao

@The_Herban_Legend , please drop the charges against this fine young man.

What brought you to the Rollitup forums to share this interesting life experience?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

You've been teasing him all this time, what the hell did you expect? You should be hung; maybe you are, he was turned on.

Lol wow... I read this totally stoned and I can not stop laughing. But damn that's totally fucked up. I wuda beat his ass. You can't go to jail for that shit. You should file sexual harassment charges against him. He did get naked while u were in the pool with him and then decide to chase you, so yea i would consider that as sexual harassment. Btw wasent he the one trying to get in through your basement window without permission? I would consider that trespassing and trying to break in. But thats just my 2 sense. Not that it matters...

Suck him off and I bet he recounts his story.
You will prolly get raped way worse in the big house

You're gonna fit in here just fine. You should have let him suck you off, maybe some butt stuff next time. You don't want to seem too slutty...

Yeah come over later I need to show you a magic trick.

I say post a pic of your butthole. I wanna know why he chased your ass so hard!

charface said:

Yeah come over later I need to show you a magic trick.

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Gary Goodson said:

I say post a pic of your butthole. I wanna know why he chased your ass so hard!
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bhahahahahahhahahhaa where do you gentlemen find these memes?

You ran off before the reach around? What a terrible friend.

Tell him you'll let him see it if he drops the charges.

almost sounds like a CB story

Bunch of faggy time shit going around these days

Shit needs to cease

TnT has always been the gayest. That's why I like it best here.

I want to know what happens next time you talk to your "friend" @bkburger3 . Sounds a little rapie to be BFF material.

Or all a massive sitcom-style misunderstanding...