GAY friend?? what should i do???? help

i came before I got to the end...did he get fucked?

Commander Strax said:

i came before I got to the end...did he get fucked?

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Naaahhhh- this thread is like Dolly- all bust, no balls...

I imagined the pool scene with lots of splashing and girlish laughter while I was reading it.

Call the cops, dude. They'll arrest him for being gay. End of problem.

I'm waiting for the.."well what actually happened was..i was drunk..and now i regret my decisions..".."and my butt hurts"

Jimmyjonestoo said:

You ran off before the reach around? What a terrible friend.

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Do this my friend bribe him and tell him you'll fill his mouth and throat for 150 cash! May as well get paid, and ya dont HAVE TO FEED THE DUDE!

Let him put it in your brown eye! That's what he wants!

Greg123 said:

Let him put it in your brown eye! That's what he wants!

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Dammit Greg! Why'd you have to go and gay the place up?!

I didn't intentionally bring gayafacation! Lol

you need to worry the day after if you got a sore hole and have no idea of how you got it

ugorg said:

you need to worry the day after if you got a sore hole and have no idea of how you got it

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That WOULD be a problem!

Your sending all the right signals, a 6 foot basement window!? Your practically begging for a reach around

@bkburger3 maybe your friend just needs to be DELIVERT!

Update-hes been calling my phone for the last hour begging me to hang out with him again,saying that if i do they will drop the charges.What should i do? I dont want to go to jail but i dont want him to try any gay shit again

Dude he wants to put it in your pooper BAD!!

bkburger3 said:

Update-hes been calling my phone for the last hour begging me to hang out with him again,saying that if i do they will drop the charges.What should i do? I dont want to go to jail but i dont want him to try any gay shit again

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So tell him you just want to be buds. You'll hang out with him, just no butt stuff.

Pretty simple. Sounds like a conversation needs to be had. He clearly thinks you're on his wavelength.

Watching a video of guys eating egg whites is whack - you really wanted to watch that? Gay porn is way better.

bkburger3 said:

Update-hes been calling my phone for the last hour begging me to hang out with him again,saying that if i do they will drop the charges.What should i do? I dont want to go to jail but i dont want him to try any gay shit again

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Dude your choice has been made for you. Either you do some gay shit with him, or you go to jail and get gay shit done to you by SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW.

I'd be sucking this dude's friendly dong by now.

Now go! You don't have any time to waste! Gay him up!

WWGJD? What would gay Jesus do?


I think we all know, he would suck your friends dick right off!

So now you know what he wants you to do...

WTF ?????!!!!!!!