Ever get your ass kicked? (or kicked ass)

Well it only makes sense for you too to go back and forth in a fight thread. But can you two hear yourselfs?

joke,louis keep up

the stoner side of me likes to relax and chill be peaceful no fights no nothing... but the sober side of me well thats a different story. i was alot worse when i was younger, but you gotta be tuff around here or you just get your ass beat all day thats the way it was growing up. but having 12 viloent offences (almost all fights) on your Juvi record is not cool.

now a days the only reason ill really fight is if there is a wepon involved. if someone is coming at me with a blade, im not running... it takes a certain type of person to stab another man... and if you come at me with a blade you better be that type, becuase im the motherfucker thats going to knock you out either way. I still got five minuets before i go down, and its going to be raining fists. i dont belive in wepons, im more of a vigilanti getting this bitch niggahs with blades off the streets.. fuck join a gym learn how to fight straight up. and YES i have been stabbed a couple times, and YES it dose suck, but YES im still here

toke to that!

wow where the hell did that come from ,you from joliett?

I did fight a fraternity one time, but that was more of a ranged weapon fight that mainly consisted of me jetting away throwing everything in my path back at them.

Spasticsmoke said:

the stoner side of me likes to relax and chill be peaceful no fights no nothing... but the sober side of me well thats a different story. i was alot worse when i was younger, but you gotta be tuff around here or you just get your ass beat all day thats the way it was growing up. but having 12 viloent offences (almost all fights) on your Juvi record is not cool.

now a days the only reason ill really fight is if there is a wepon involved. if someone is coming at me with a blade, im not running... it takes a certain type of person to stab another man... and if you come at me with a blade you better be that type, becuase im the motherfucker thats going to knock you out either way. I still got five minuets before i go down, and its going to be raining fists. i dont belive in wepons, im more of a vigilanti getting this bitch niggahs with blades off the streets.. fuck join a gym learn how to fight straight up. and YES i have been stabbed a couple times, and YES it dose suck, but YES im still here

toke to that!

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That's stupid dude, if someone pulls out a blade, do the smart thing and run. Running from someone with a knife is not cowardice at all, it's intelligent. I'd think someone would learn that lesson after the first time bein' stabbed...

i've had my ass kicked (BAD) twice hardcore but never by less than 3 people.... 1 on 1 i'm like 7-2. those were back in my drinkin days tho... beenin layin low for a few months.

one thing i've noticed about fighting... it's usually one of three things that cause it

1) women
2) money
3) drugs (mostly alcohol)

although one time i beat some dude's ass cuz he kicked my dog for no apparent reason you don't mess with a man's dog...

martacus said:

i've had my ass kicked (BAD) twice hardcore but never by less than 3 people.... 1 on 1 i'm like 7-2. those were back in my drinkin days tho... beenin layin low for a few months.

one thing i've noticed about fighting... it's usually one of three things that cause it

1) women
2) money
3) drugs (mostly alcohol)

although one time i beat some dude's ass cuz he kicked my dog for no apparent reason you don't mess with a man's dog...

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lmfao

that reminded me of that "you kicked my dog" skit waaaaay back when I first started usin the internet!

Shit was hilarious!

you kick.,.. ma dog.

And if someone stabbed you in the neck, you'd be down in a second. Damn, a well placed jab to the throat and it'd break the cartilidge your windpipe is made from, causing you to suffocate... you wouldnt be standing.... if someones got a blade.... and you aint, run. Even i say that. Weapons are only ok'd if it's a planned fight... otherwise it aint a fight, it's a murder. And that's not how it gets played.

Yeah caught that crack head fuckin stealin my shit- ON CAMERA! Too bad I wasnt there to take pictures of his face when he was watching him self on my friends monitor.

Dr. Greenhorn said:

SOrry, let's get back on topic then

ever got your ass beat for mouthing off to the wrong guy?

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yep sure have - a couple times not bad though. one i remember was near the USC campus in SC at the 7-11. some guys were talking shit to each other and i walked into the argument some how really really wasted and i go " i know karate" which i dont and did a karate kick in the air and the guys oh yea kick this. he shoved me super fucking hard i took a couple steps back and fell square on my ass in front of a huge crowd. i got up and walked away. lucky i didnt get f'd up. nothing hurt but my pride.

I can see borats pride from here.
Thats a hell of a bathing suite hes wearing.

anhedonia said:

Yeah caught that crack head fuckin stealin my shit- ON CAMERA! Too bad I wasnt there to take pictures of his face when he was watching him self on my friends monitor.

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Is that Doc Holiday in front of an Alex Grey painting in your avatar?

My best fight was like in my senior year in highschool. My girl's ex did'nt like me much and I knew it, but he would'nt do shit. Only found himself talkning shit to her when I was not around. I gave him a pass couple of times, but then he got slick with her again. So I told her on principle, I don't care how long it takes, but when I see him he's gonna get it! Some months went by and me her had even broken up. Me and my boys are at this movie theatre where we had some friends that worked there so we we there every day watching Menece To Society for free. Anyway my dudes knew I was lookin for this cat and they know my temper. So they saw him walk in the movies and purposely distracted me so I would'nt see him and it worked, fucker walked right by me and goes into Menace and I aint see him. My boy Rick fucked up though and told me this cat was there. So I have Rick take me into Menace so we could find this cat. We creep in and I see him and his chic up in the front. So right then I know that they are gonna be the last peole leaving the theatre. I post up, watch the whole movie and wait. Sure enough after the movie they are the last ones coming up the path and I jump out on him. "What's up?" and push him. Faggot jumps behind his chic, he don't want no trouble, but it's too late for that so I swing around his girl and catch him with a punch. Just enough to give him the incentive to fight me and he does. so he rushes me, we lock up and I slam him at which point I commence to breaking his face. By now his girl is kicking me and people are screaming their fighting in Menace! Next thing I know my boy Alex aka Deebo pulls me off him and I look up and all my boys are surrounding him, but he had enough by then. His bitch had more heart than him though.

I've never been in a fight with anyone.

I'm generally a cool person and people
don't pick on me.

I did get in a fist fight with my big sister a month
or so ago.

She wouldn't get off my bed. (Yeah, I know) She woke me up

by jumping on my already broken down bed, then I start
yelling at her and pull her off, then we start throwing punches.

We cried. Couldn't believe we just got into a serious fight. She
was more sad than I was. She was just crying saying "thats my
little sister!!!!"

then my gpa throws her out of the house. We started talking
a week later though. I had big scratches on my face.
She just had messed up hair. lol.

Cap K said:

My best fight was like in my senior year in highschool. My girl's ex did'nt like me much and I knew it, but he would'nt do shit. Only found himself talkning shit to her when I was not around. I gave him a pass couple of times, but then he got slick with her again. So I told her on principle, I don't care how long it takes, but when I see him he's gonna get it! Some months went by and me her had even broken up. Me and my boys are at this movie theatre where we had some friends that worked there so we we there every day watching Menece To Society for free. Anyway my dudes knew I was lookin for this cat and they know my temper. So they saw him walk in the movies and purposely distracted me so I would'nt see him and it worked, fucker walked right by me and goes into Menace and I aint see him. My boy Rick fucked up though and told me this cat was there. So I have Rick take me into Menace so we could find this cat. We creep in and I see him and his chic up in the front. So right then I know that they are gonna be the last peole leaving the theatre. I post up, watch the whole movie and wait. Sure enough after the movie they are the last ones coming up the path and I jump out on him. "What's up?" and push him. Faggot jumps behind his chic, he don't want no trouble, but it's too late for that so I swing around his girl and catch him with a punch. Just enough to give him the incentive to fight me and he does. so he rushes me, we lock up and I slam him at which point I commence to breaking his face. By now his girl is kicking me and people are screaming their fighting in Menace! Next thing I know my boy Alex aka Deebo pulls me off him and I look up and all my boys are surrounding him, but he had enough by then. His bitch had more heart than him though.

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Dude, you are one sad excuse for a human being.

I really do wonder what kind of "man" it takes to hold a grudge of such childish porportions so long, even though you broke up with the bitch that caused the problem in the first place...

Then to top it all off, you confront him while he's on a date with a girl and think your hot shit because you got to punch a guy in the face who didn't want to fight to begin with.

Yeah, you're the man...

I've only been in 1 (and a half fights.) both when I was very young.

The first one was when I was 13. I didn't like this girl because I was like "one of the guys." and she would always pick on them and kick them in the balls and she was just a huge cunt and talked tons of shit to me. So one day on the bus she really pissed me off. I dont really remember a lot of what happened because it was over a decade ago...haha. but basically she had been talking shit to one of my friends and then I said something and she said something to me. we lived in the same neighborhood and when she got off the bus there was like 6 of us. all the guys me and her.....she was walking ahead and I just ran up and threw her to the ground by her hair and beat her over the head with her band instrument. Meh...it was brutal. Turns out her father was some "bigwig" for the for our NFL team and they threatened to sue my family, but instead my guy friends mom staged a "mediation" where I had to talk to her mom and pretend like I gave a shit. Whatever I had to do to get out of a lawsuit though. She still looks ugly from her myspace. poor girl.

the other .5 fight was ridiculous. I was 15 and really fucking wasted because it was during a time when I was abusing a lot of drugs. I was high on a lot of pills and very very very wasted and I was at a friends party at their apartment. I had to pee so I went to the bathroom and its one of those bathrooms with the two doors...one to the bedroom and one to the hall. Well...I was drunk so I didn't really think about locking the other door aside from the hall door and this bitch came in who was my exboyfriends new girlfriend (he cheated with her. I left him. yada yada. oh being young was so great...>.<) burst in through the bedroom door and i was pissing and she was drunk and going off on me. Thankfully I finished going to the bathroom and as I got up she tried to go for a swing, but completely missed me and ended up grazing my shoulder.....I shoved her out of the bathroom and she fell backwards into the baseboard of the peoples bed and then I just went back into the living room and kept drinking. I dont really know or remember anything else besides that eventually she must have got up and left cause she wasn't there when I went to pass out.

Im not a fighter now. If someone tried to fight me I'd probably just ignore them and/or call the cops. I dont need that shit. My life is pretty calm though. I have no-drama no bullshit friends and it works well.

PadawanBater said:

Dude, you are one sad excuse for a human being.

I really do wonder what kind of "man" it takes to hold a grudge of such childish porportions so long, even though you broke up with the bitch that caused the problem in the first place...

Then to top it all off, you confront him while he's on a date with a girl and think your hot shit because you got to punch a guy in the face who didn't want to fight to begin with.

Yeah, you're the man...

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First of all the thread is about fights. Fights you won, fights you lost, whatever. I was just throwing in my 2 cents and adding to the relevance of the thread. No I don't think I'm the man for fucking him up. Fight took place my senior year in highschool. I'm 35 now and I've maybe had three fights since.
I don't like violence and do my best to avoid it, partly because I know my temper and it's appetite for destruction. Yes I have been known to hold a grudge, especially when the fucker has insulted my girl or defamed my character when I am not around. As I said in my original post On general principle he deserved a beating. Me no longer being with her, him being there on a date had nothing to do with it. Some motherfuckers just got something coming to em and one way or another they're gonna get it.

i dont fight people, i hit them they go down.

Ganja Smuggler said:

i dont fight people, i hit them they go down.

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there is always someone badder than you.