Ever get your ass kicked? (or kicked ass)

bossman88188 said:

So do you dislike them because you are a mechanic. Or because they a german.
And you still insist on insulting. You know a piece of shit when you see it.
Is that referring to my pic.
I have an idea.
Why don't you. Show me. Don't tell me. How about a pic of your actual cars. Not some one else.
I must smoke again. Thanks much.
I will not respond to you sir. Until you post pics.

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Why do you think i havnt got any pics? I havnt got a camera, only a proper camera, nothing digital.

I dislike them because they ARE crap. You cant see it because you're.... well, nevermind.

And actually, i was referring to all camper vans... not just yours. Yours is shit too though.

Anyway, im not dumb enough to post a picture that'd give my car away, cos they dont exactly blend in with everything else.

So, if you aint gunner reply? Convo over? Thank fuck.

I'll direct you here www.rsownersclub.com

There, you can read up, i think you need to pal.

pal , safe it....no one wants to look at that shit..... edit it out

I'm a big guy....and a sarcastic nerd... But, I CAN fight. So, naturally, I can't count how many times someone wanted to beat up on the big nerd they got something seriously broken.

Lets see. My mom kicked my ass once when I was 15 and she fractured my thumb but no one has ever beaten my ass.

This one time this tall, fat ass bitch talking slut whore decided to talk some shit to me and I punched her once in the nose, and once in the jaw and.. well she broke her nose and jaw, fell to the ground and never... EVER talked shit again, and neither did anyone else

She didn't even get a hit in. C:

Dr. Greenhorn said:

pal , safe it....no one wants to look at that shit..... edit it out

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Would they rather look at yank cars that cant go round corners? What a motherfucking joke that is.
And would they rather look at old rusty heaps of shit that do 65? DOWN HILL... fuck that shit...

It aint all about looks buddy....if it was, you would be in trouble..

Dr. Greenhorn said:

It aint all about looks buddy....if it was, you would be in trouble..

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Looks.... I'm talking looks, speed, driveability, practicality, SPEED,

Im taking EVERYTHING into account when i say my sierra is better than a german camper van... hell, even my fezzy is, mate.

And as for american cars, they're the biggest jokes of the automotive history. They're only good in a straight line. If your at santapod [i am a regular] they're worth it, if you want to drive somewhere, they're SHIT! And that isnt my opinion, anyone will agree, sadly, it's true. The engines [V8's and such] are amazing, but only them. Not the car they're in.

And if anyone wants to see my cars- go to santapod raceway in northants and you WILL see me, you cant miss em. Look in the back windows and you'll see my slogan "cos its worth it"

At the ford events [old skool ford etc etc] im a demo car.

I'd tell you what i cover a 1/4 mile in, but you probably wouldnt beleive me hahahahaa! Well, i've got the timing sheets to prove it, and a read out from the dyno - for BOTH cars!

I'll be on display at the fordfair at silverstone too, on the 2nd august.

I bet you my cock is bigger than your cock ...

Roflmao

One time this guy tried to suckerpunch me, and he was so drunk he just grazed me and fell over onto his hands and knees...so I kicked him in square in the face, that was the end of that fight.

Dr. Greenhorn said:

I bet you my cock is bigger than your cock ...

Roflmao

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I aint laughing, i think your pathetic. THAT is pathetic.

What a mug.

ganjman said:

I aint laughing, THAT is pathetic.

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What a mug.

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Like the story you just tried to feed us???

Dr. Greenhorn said:

Like the story you just tried to feed us???

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Ahhh, are you jealous...? Dont beleive me?

Ok - well im clearly offering you the chance to see me driving my cars at a massive event. Dont beleive me? I dont care... anyone who dont... come and see me, it's a simple as that really aint it. You can even come up and talk to me.... if you really want to.

You're still a mug, cos im actually inviting you all to watch... pics aint good enough, come and SEE me with your own eyes - i'll be there weather you are or not.

Heres the details : Sunday 2nd August, Silverstone Curcuit, Northants

£14 in advance, 18 at the gate.

Do you want the phone number to confirm?

I aint lying... so i can prove whatever i need to mate.

Jealous of what??? Do you know what I drive?? Hahaha

go in the garage and wrench some cars buddy. You taking things personal here

ive been in a few fights lets see...

1. last fight i been in. me and my gf were fighting and she went out with some guys i didnt like to a party. i went to her house to wait for her so i can talk shit over. one kid pops out of the car and comes at me. i take him down and am on top of him. then his 2 buddies come out of the car to help him. one grabs my legs and one grabbed my head wrapping my arms around my head so im in a pretty bad position. luckily one just wants to pulls me off. so i get off and he starts talking to me then all of a sudden BAM! sucker punch to the left eye. so there i am 3 against one. we go at it a couple more times before my gfs mom comes out. that was a bad night. her mom still dont like me.

2. me and one of my old buddies were in the middle of finishing a 30 rack of bush (lol i know shitty beer) and after about 12 beers. this kid comes over that i had problems with and my buddy convinces me to fight him. so i open the door and pull him out of the car. we were fighting for a good 5 minutes. i picked him up and slammed him on the side walk. i heard his head hit the pavement HARD! i ended up chipping my elbow a little. you can still feel it to this day. it was probably 2 years ago now. but there is a dent in my bone were the bone is missing. but he did get one ok shot to my left eye. just a little bruise though not that bad at all. but the only reason he got that was cuz my hand got stuck in his hood. afterword i threw up cuz i was exhausted lol.

3. in the locker room one day this one tool always would throw his shoulder into me as i walked passed. so one day i takled him to the ground and put him in a head lock. i was about to start beating his face but he just layed there limp so i felt bad. i let him go and he gets up "ok you wanna do this" and starts taking his shirt off and shit. so i said ok and start going toward him. he backs away. this happened about 3 times. so i ask him "you wanna fight or what?!" he says "i dont wanna get hit!" so i say fuck it and walk out. three minutes later he comes busting out the locker room "where is he?!?!?" dumb ass got the teachers involved and got me suspended for 3 days. i loved getting suspended. free vacation! haha

4. this one im embarrassed about. after a heavy night of drinking my buddy was driving me and my gf home (we were drinking carribou lou... i was completel blacked out and dont remmeber this at all) well anyway. my gf wanted me to come in to spend the night. i didnt want to for some reason. so she ended up takling me lol and got me on the ground and started kicking me. my buddy told me i was trying to push her away with my legs. i guess you could call it kicking. but i cant see myself doing that. and my buddy said he was pulling me away and my gf jumped across his hood of the car trying to get at me... i dont remember any of this. i dunno how it ended. her mom got her in i think. thats another reason why she dont like me. talk about awkward moments at family gatherings...

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oh yeah how could i forget this.

5. my friend had some beef with a bunch of guys so me and my group fought them and their group. we met up at white castle for some reason. i dont remember why i was pretty drunk. my one friend had a pipe and it was probably 12 on 8. pretty big fight. my one friend had the upper hand on this one kid then some how he rolled over or something and the tables were turned. i saw this and ran up to him and kicked him square in the face. haha good times. as we drove away (sped away really) we saw a whole bunch of cops driving past us with their lights and sirens on lol. that was a fun night

Dr. Greenhorn said:

Jealous of what??? Do you know what I drive?? Hahaha

go in the garage and wrench some cars buddy. You taking things personal here

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You called me a liar even though i have proof im a regular at the most well known drag stip in the world, and it's the fact i dont like being called a liar by some [possible retard] on the internet. I have few principals, but one of them is i do not lie. Children lie, im too old for that now.

Could you please qoute me where I called you a liar??

By the way, how old are you son?

Dr. Greenhorn said:

Like the story you just tried to feed us???

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This is where you insinuated i was lying....

And lets be honest mate, im not giving out my personal info on a cannabis website... Not even age, but i'll say im older than My sierra - work it out.

Just as I thought......

Who's the liar now? Hmmm ??

A friend of mine was about to get in a fight with this guy who was notorious for thinking he was the shit and could fuck anyone up....so he walk towards him, and when he gets close to him he barked(yes, barked) really loud, and the guy jumped back like a little girl...its was hilarious. My friend proceed to whoop his ass afterwards.

Dr. Greenhorn said:

Just as I thought......

Who's the liar now? Hmmm ??

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WHAT? Are you a fucking spastic or something? What am i lying about now then, you fucking moron. I've had enough of this shit, you wanna have an argument, you pm me mate, and we'll have a fucking argument.