Ever get your ass kicked? (or kicked ass)

When I was a freshman...I was really little, like I'm talking just over 100 lbs and barely 5' 3". A couple of my friends decided they didn't like me anyone and beat the shit out of me one day after school. Bloody lip, broken nose, black eyes, the works. I had braces too, so needless to say my mouth was pretty cut up. They then thought it would be a good idea to try and make the next year or two of my life a living hell by just messing with me everytime they saw me...which slowly built up rage inside me. The beating kinda woke me up to the fact that I was in for a pretty rough life unless I could learn to defend myself, one of my friends had talked me into joining the wrestling team about a month after this happened. I let the beat up go, and I just kind of moved on with my life.

I'm a senior now, I've wrestled for the past 4 years since then, I now have a blue belt in brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I've taken about a year of thai boxing, and I train at a mma gym close by where I live. I weigh 140lbs and can bench 245, I am pretty much all muscle. No one fucks with me anymore... I mean no one, not even the guys who are twice my size.

A few months ago, the ring leader behind the beating was talking to my ex girlfriend (provided we were still dating at the time)about me for some reason I don't really care to know and he was talking all kinds of shit about me. Telling my girl all about how he beat my ass back when we were freshman and I've been too scared to say a single word to him since. Well, this kid isn't the brightest crayon in the box if you know what I mean...and by now I'm almost a head taller than him, because I'm about 5' 10"...but anyways, when I heard about the crap he was talking I called him up and I was just like...look man, what happened happened...it was almost 4 years ago, can we just let it go? he replied and i quote "you whiny little pussy bitch, you would do almost anything to avoid a fight, although I can't blame you after the beating I gave you".

Now I'm an extremely calm guy, I've gotten sucker punched in the face by someone who thought I was somebody else and I let the guy walk cuz I didn't feel like dealing with it. But this little fuck really pissed me off because I tried to make amends with him. I told him to meet me at the pits (where everyone goes to fight around here, its a big abandoned sand mine out on a back road) and I beat him stupid. Not only did I beat him stupid, but I played with him, even though there was no one watching I made him feel like a complete idiot that couldn't keep up with me for more than a few seconds and had no idea how to fight. I would box him around a little, take him down, ground and pound, choke him out...let him up, he would charge at me and I'd do it again. He will no longer look at me, and he has actually run from me when hes seen me since then.

I don't even like violence but I'm always getting into fights over dumb shit. I think I have one those permanent "fuck you" faces, which apparently people seem to take offense to...go figure.

not trying to clown you at all but 5'10" a buck 40 and some change?! all muscle?? you got a picture?? just kinda curious

there you are sir

heheheheh

I guess cameras do lie...j/k you look solid bro! right on. good for you. I ate crow just now LOL

yeah man, its like my most favorite thing in the world to get blazed then go work out...I'm a tad bit different than most lmao

no fucking way!! me too bro. I get blazed before I work out or train... I gotta or it just don't seem right...not focused

Does shooting a guys in the foot count ass kicking his ass?

Is that you in the avatar???

I think I could take you on ... wanna wrestle

dr. Greenhorn said:

is that you in the avatar???

I think i could take you on ... Wanna wrestle

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you f$#$in made me lmao

bossman88188 said:

you f$#$in made me lmao

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wait a min. are you just jokein or are you and blakkmask one in the same?

anhedonia said:

That man is alejandro jodorowski a chilean/french mystic who made very controversial film in the late 60's early 70's, namely El Topo, the character in the avatar, and The Holy Mountian both banned in the US until 2006. His film el topo he did everything from writing the movie, directing, starring in, made the costumes, wrote all of the music, everything was pretty much his creation. El Topo ive heard reffer to as a "zen western". He did a little more collaboration in the holy mountain.

check out this link to see the original trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGUx4kXIEY

And if you've ever seen a mime doing the popular stuck in an invisable box routine, that is one of jodorowski's creations.

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ahh I see. But that is definitely an Alex Grey's "Vision Crystal" in the background, so I was half right.

Kicked ass, had my ass kicked..
Fought a off duty police officer once..

^^^Narc.....

OutdoIndo said:

I got a good one from this year.
1st a little background: I am a 29 year-old father and husband. I am 5'11" 185 lbs. I also have had anger management issues and bi-polar disorder for about 15 years now. As you can imagine: this has lead me to a lifetime of fighting, oh did I mention that I was also head in a "gang" in high school? So we fought for the fun of it, and this was in the early-mid nineties folks... we basically created Ultimate Fighting. We even used to have fights videotaped because they happened every fucking day. It was pretty sweet for me, cuz as a little kid I got my ass beat just about every day in the housing projects near Lowery Air Base in Denver. So now I got to give a little bit back, lol.

Anywayz: 2009:
I, my wife, and my 4 y/o daughter are on our way home from Sunday breakfast with my grandfather. I was in a perfectly happy mood, full from breakfast and a little sleepy, but in no way agitated. As I am driving, there is a red light and I see there is just 1 car in front of me, a Charcoal colored Civic. I noticed b/c I'm anal and I always like to be first in line, so I notice little shit like how many cars are in front of me. Anyway, the light turns green and we proceed forward, as my car enters the intersection, for no reason, the Civic slams on his brakes: causing me to stop in the middle of the intersection. Then he just sits there? I can see him looking at me in his mirror and I am honking for him to keep moving, then he suddenly flips me the bird. WTF? So I cut to his left and pass him, he tries to keep me from passing... all the while my wife is yelling at me to "just let it go". Fuck that shit man!!! I cut him off hard, slam on the brakes and I am at his door punching his window before he could even get his seatbelt off. You may think I'm stupid cus he could have had a gun or a knife, but my wife had my gun in the car, and she will use it if she needs to, and knives are not a problem for me (lol, that brings back many memories). Anyway, as his driver's window breaks, he finally gets the door open and I let him get out, only to find that he is a full foot taller than me! Always eager for a challenge and ready for a fight; I just smile and am always prepared to back myself up. He only had one chance, but there was nothing he coulda done to stop me anyway. The dumbass threw a straight kick at me! LOL! His legs were so long, it was like slow-motion. I grabbed it, pulled him toward me, and noticed he was much too heavy for me to lift easily, so I wrapped up his other leg, rammed my shoulder into his chest and we flew directly against the back door of the Civic! SMASH! A huge dent, lol. As we hit the ground, I had knocked the wind out of him, so I took advantage, got my legs around him (as cars were passing by and honking at us) and put his ass in a rear-neck-and-choke. As he was losing consciousness, my wife came around his car and saw what was happening. She fucking freaked out and thought I was gonna kill him (I was just gonna help him take a little nap) and she started kicking me in the face and head, with her fucking heels. Needless to say, I let go before I was finished and we got in the car and drove off.

Maybe next time you "road ragers" out there will think about this story when you get mad on the road. There are a lot of people like me, who are out there with a lot of fights under our belt, just waiting for an opportunity to use/hone our skills in real-world situations. Yeah, I fight in regulated fights too, and usually win, but nothing beats the rush of facing and physically conquering the unknown.

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awesome! that's why i dont fuck with people.

purplekitty7772008 said:

I've never been in a fight with anyone.

I'm generally a cool person and people
don't pick on me.

I did get in a fist fight with my big sister a month
or so ago.

She wouldn't get off my bed. (Yeah, I know) She woke me up

by jumping on my already broken down bed, then I start
yelling at her and pull her off, then we start throwing punches.

We cried. Couldn't believe we just got into a serious fight. She
was more sad than I was. She was just crying saying "thats my
little sister!!!!"

then my gpa throws her out of the house. We started talking
a week later though. I had big scratches on my face.
She just had messed up hair. lol.

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how'd you manage to break your bed? heh..

OutdoIndo said:

US is better than everyone else, I am a proud American. Our politics are a little fucked up, but who's aren't. It's not gun laws that makes us better, it's freedom biatches!

That is why everyone else is forced to "bow" to us or be mowed over... lol

Common sense will prevail over all ignorance, eventually.

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aaaand..........THATS why everyone hates Americans. Incase you forgot, we passed something called the PATRIOT ACT. we are anything but free.

ive won half the fights ive been in

the other half i either lost or dont remember the conclusion

ToucanSam said:

aaaand..........THATS why everyone hates Americans. Incase you forgot, we passed something called the PATRIOT ACT. we are anything but free.

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thats fucking stupid

im sorry, i may not agree with the patriot act, but its not like its fucking 1984 or anything

seriously, take the sticks out your ass and realize that even though the legislation might suck, it hasnt done anything to me or anyone i know personally, and im betting its the same for you

AND AMERICA IS FUCKING NUMBER ONE, GET IT RIGHT!

OutdoIndo said:

I got a good one from this year.
1st a little background: I am a 29 year-old father and husband. I am 5'11" 185 lbs. I also have had anger management issues and bi-polar disorder for about 15 years now. As you can imagine: this has lead me to a lifetime of fighting, oh did I mention that I was also head in a "gang" in high school? So we fought for the fun of it, and this was in the early-mid nineties folks... we basically created Ultimate Fighting. We even used to have fights videotaped because they happened every fucking day. It was pretty sweet for me, cuz as a little kid I got my ass beat just about every day in the housing projects near Lowery Air Base in Denver. So now I got to give a little bit back, lol.

Anywayz: 2009:
I, my wife, and my 4 y/o daughter are on our way home from Sunday breakfast with my grandfather. I was in a perfectly happy mood, full from breakfast and a little sleepy, but in no way agitated. As I am driving, there is a red light and I see there is just 1 car in front of me, a Charcoal colored Civic. I noticed b/c I'm anal and I always like to be first in line, so I notice little shit like how many cars are in front of me. Anyway, the light turns green and we proceed forward, as my car enters the intersection, for no reason, the Civic slams on his brakes: causing me to stop in the middle of the intersection. Then he just sits there? I can see him looking at me in his mirror and I am honking for him to keep moving, then he suddenly flips me the bird. WTF? So I cut to his left and pass him, he tries to keep me from passing... all the while my wife is yelling at me to "just let it go". Fuck that shit man!!! I cut him off hard, slam on the brakes and I am at his door punching his window before he could even get his seatbelt off. You may think I'm stupid cus he could have had a gun or a knife, but my wife had my gun in the car, and she will use it if she needs to, and knives are not a problem for me (lol, that brings back many memories). Anyway, as his driver's window breaks, he finally gets the door open and I let him get out, only to find that he is a full foot taller than me! Always eager for a challenge and ready for a fight; I just smile and am always prepared to back myself up. He only had one chance, but there was nothing he coulda done to stop me anyway. The dumbass threw a straight kick at me! LOL! His legs were so long, it was like slow-motion. I grabbed it, pulled him toward me, and noticed he was much too heavy for me to lift easily, so I wrapped up his other leg, rammed my shoulder into his chest and we flew directly against the back door of the Civic! SMASH! A huge dent, lol. As we hit the ground, I had knocked the wind out of him, so I took advantage, got my legs around him (as cars were passing by and honking at us) and put his ass in a rear-neck-and-choke. As he was losing consciousness, my wife came around his car and saw what was happening. She fucking freaked out and thought I was gonna kill him (I was just gonna help him take a little nap) and she started kicking me in the face and head, with her fucking heels. Needless to say, I let go before I was finished and we got in the car and drove off.

Maybe next time you "road ragers" out there will think about this story when you get mad on the road. There are a lot of people like me, who are out there with a lot of fights under our belt, just waiting for an opportunity to use/hone our skills in real-world situations. Yeah, I fight in regulated fights too, and usually win, but nothing beats the rush of facing and physically conquering the unknown.

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personally, i would have shot you

your an asshole, anyone who willing gets out of their car first to fight is always the instigator, whats more if your a 29 year old father, fucking act like one, you want your kid growing up without a dad?

i know you sound tough over the internet, but theres always someone who can and will fuck your night up

if you really are that angry, then you have no reason owning a firearm either