I am drunk and I am high. My girl went to bed because she knows how I am with a whiskey dick, that poor thing has to deal with me pounding that tang until she cries for help. So she said no sex for me tonight. I have no choice by to spank my micro-penis against some stoner hippie tang. Show me some snatch! Wheres the cooter!!!
see4 u need the ban
You think you had withdrawls, Imagine what that geewhiz chick is going thru right now, I wonder if she killed herself cuz this was down? lol
You think you had withdrawls, Imagine what that geewhiz chick is going thru right now, I wonder if she killed herself cuz this was down? lol
lmfao i thought it was because she did it live via web cam on here, she's an attention whore
If you become single, you and I will fuck. I will fuck you very hard. I know my penis is micro sized. Im talkin, seriously tiny. But I will still take you to pound town. I will get you so high, you wont know the difference.
If you become single, you and I will fuck. I will fuck you very hard. I know my penis is micro sized. Im talkin, seriously tiny. But I will still take you to pound town. I will get you so high, you wont know the difference.
911 whats your emergency
Me and my wife just ate brownies and we are dyeing
Time is going reallly really slow
What the hell does THAT have to do with anything Tiny?
i think we had to shut down to add more memory to the server due to all these worthless threads that keep popping up.
i think we had to shut down to add more memory to the server due to all these worthless threads that keep popping up.
i think we had to shut down to add more memory to the server due to all these worthless threads that keep popping up.