Craziest shit you got away with!

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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    I would but:
    1) you faint (enough said)
    2) your immaturity is shown by the fact you have a secure location but couldn't wait.
    3) don't smoke with a car full of people when you're transporting one runner is enough especially out of a bong (also refer to #2).
    4) you're 21.

    I'm beginning to think you didn't get enough milk as a child?
     
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    DG1959

    DG1959 Well-Known Member

    Got pulled over by a stater back in the 70's and stuffed my lit pipe behind my back. Officer asked if I was paying attention to my speedometer, I was so baked I said " Dent in my speedometer? tapping on it and said no, I don't think so".... stater chuckled and actually let me go.
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

    I don't live in a city so that shit isn't nearly as risky, and i'd like to see you have a quarter pound of weed on a long ass drive and not want to smoke
     
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    Keighan

    Keighan Well-Known Member

    That's whattt I was thinking. Like I'll tell ya whats already got a docket number the ones that don't will hopefully be burned out after this bongsmilie 8) I've found its better if no one knows but you its best if even you don't know.
     
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    Keighan

    Keighan Well-Known Member

    What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.- Albert Pike

    Sometimes genious has to be noted in insanity and evil. (In the case of this man)/
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

    guy has 6 dope plants and ripped off a few teenagers for 3 g's on a quarter bag lmao what a loser
     
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    MrStickyScissors

    MrStickyScissors Well-Known Member

    got pulled over while on bail for a sales charge, they found a pound i had no card at the time. i talkd the cop and his partner into a bribe somehow. went home and they thought i was giving them all the rest i had. i gave them 5 pounds and kept 7. never heard about it again
     
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    MrStickyScissors

    MrStickyScissors Well-Known Member

    thats the crazy part about it is that not only one cop but two cops were there.
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

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    abe supercro

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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

    had me thinking my rural town internet was being slow as fuck again
     
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    purplegrapez

    purplegrapez Member

    Got pulled over in a small town when we were 19 or 20. Had a bottle of Xanax, grinder, pipes and 3 bags of weed. We had got away once before by saying no to a search so this time they called the pup. While they were calling for the dog we put everything in a grocery bag full of food that happened to have a steak on top. Dog hits on the car, we get pulled out, they look at the bag and say that the dog hit on the meat and let us go. Lesson learned: keep your tags current
     
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    Dabbedout33

    Dabbedout33 Member

    LOL You guys sound like real Nig Nogs!
     
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    JustCoasting

    JustCoasting Well-Known Member

    Compared to you folks, this will seem tame, but in my teens, my brothers wanted flags for their apartments. So we went back to our home town, as we did every weekend. The high school had just hoisted a new flag that day. I shimmed up the pole with cutters in my mouth and drooling all over my front. When I was at the top of the flag pole, a patrol car drove by. Although my heart was pounding, I was as still as a rock. I was able to rescue the flag and gave it to a buddy. For safe keeping...

    The principal of the school was right right twisted when he learned the flag was gone.

    I know this because I was dating his daughter at the time.
     
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    GreatwhiteNorth

    GreatwhiteNorth Global Moderator Staff Member

    Not proud to admit it, but I took a picture off of the wall in Jimmy Buffets restaurant in Key West.
    We had played a round of Tennis earlier in the day (drinking a bit) & I mentioned how much I like the picture (A damn pelican & my mother was obsessed with them). Told him I liked it & was going to take it.
    Well, I don't remember much of the rest of the night, but we have the pic & the cops never showed up.
    Hellava dude & a really good tennis player.
     
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    undercoverfbi

    undercoverfbi Well-Known Member

    i came in my ex for the entire few months I was with her and got away with no child...and then got back with the woman I left in the first place ha

    SWIM didnt do it herself but she was there waiting for shrooms to be delivered in an abandoned hobo hut in a field when dumbass plays with his lighter joking about fire and sure as shit they ended running for their teenage lives, even running from the scene passing a cop just chillin in his patrol cop

    revenge on douche who stole major from me

    and the craziest shit I ever got away with was graduating from high school some years back...lol skip skip skip, high in class, skip skip, pussy while skipping, skip...
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

    fuck off lol
     
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    abe supercro

    abe supercro Well-Known Member

    Can you please elaborate?
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member


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