Could Christ Be Elected President?

Nevaeh420

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Could Jesus Be Elected President?

[Youtube]ohQ8cX1KG0M[/youtube]

I believe Im Christ!

I say we establish a one world online government, where we simply vote via the internet and we are the politicians. In the one world online government, the people get to vote on ANY issue, instead of congress or any politicians, because the people will be the politicians in the one world online government. The notion of a one world online government is the apex, the pinnacle of politics.

I propose we put a cap on wealth, no one can own more then 1 billion dollars, to redistribute wealth to the lower classes. That way, there will be no elites.

I propose we make the people the "gold standard". There could be one million dollars per person for every person alive. This would inequivocally get rid of inflation and deflation if there was always X amount of dollars per person alive. If a baby is born, you add one million dollars to circulation, but very slowly. If a person dies, you subtract one million dollars from circulation. But the number "one million dollars" is just an arbitrary number, it could be much different, but this number could be dictated by the online government.

I also propose we grow lots more farms to decrease the cost of food. We can also build homes from almost exclusivly made from hemp. Growing hemp, you can make clothes and furniture too. From hemp, you can create a good source of biodiesel, using the "MYT ENGINE", (look up the "MYT Engine" on youtube.) You can also harvest food from the hemp seed. We just need to grow more farms and hemp farms too!

You guys are the savvy political masters, what do you think?

Check out My signature to read My prophecies, the Bible stories I have fulfilled, My beliefs, conspiracy theories, and other crazy shit like WHY I believe Im Christ.

~PEACE~
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
no, he's not a natural american citizen, so no just on that alone, besides the fact that he's been dead for how long now..
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
Christ isn't a natural born US citizen, nor was he a citizen of the colonies at their inception.

So no, the Jew Zombie couldn't be elected president.
 

NorthofEngland

Well-Known Member
1 - His Jewish heritage would alienate several sections of the electorate.
2 - He looked like a hippy!
(In a DC restaurant he's be lucky to a get a table next to the toilets
Hitler's smart dress would, however, ensure him a window table).
3 - I just cannot see JC appealing to the business interests
(specially not the Military-Industrial AND Narco Law Enforcement, Treatment and Incarceration Complexes).
4 - He was openly gay (hanging around soldiers - one of whom actually slipped him a length).
5 - He was a carpenter (When was the last time a US Pres wasn't a law or economic grad, from a prestigious Uni?)
6 - His Mum got knocked up at 15, then made up a ridiculous story that blamed God
(which would, in fact, make God a paedophile AND a rapist!)
7 - His cuckold of a [step] Father was gullible enough to believe Mary's bullshit excuses
 

Nevaeh420

Well-Known Member
Okay, lets forget about Jesus.

The video I posted was about Jesus, but I want to talk about the REAL Christ- Me!

Hypothetically, if I ran for President, could I be President? Im claiming to be Christ; I was born in the USA and have lived in the USA all My life. I have never been convicted of any crime. Im just your average white American with a revolutionary ideology. If anything, I would consider Myself a Libertarian; I like Ron Pauls ideology or politics.

Hypothetically, could I (NOT JESUS) be the President of the USA? and still believe Im Christ?

Could I be Christ- the President of the USA?

Why or why not?

EDIT- Im 28, so I dont think I could be the President YET.

~PEACE~
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
Okay, lets forget about Jesus.

The video I posted was about Jesus, but I want to talk about the REAL Christ- Me!

Hypothetically, if I ran for President, could I be President? Im claiming to be Christ; I was born in the USA and have lived in the USA all My life. I have never been convicted of any crime. Im just your average white American with a revolutionary ideology. If anything, I would consider Myself a Libertarian; I like Ron Pauls ideology or politics.

Hypothetically, could I (NOT JESUS) be the President of the USA? and still believe Im Christ?

Could I be Christ- the President of the USA?

Why or why not?

EDIT- Im 28, so I dont think I could be the President YET.

~PEACE~
If you thought you were Christ, I'm sure you'd have cooler shit to do than be puppet in chief.
 

NevaSmokedOut

Well-Known Member
Okay, lets forget about Jesus.

The video I posted was about Jesus, but I want to talk about the REAL Christ- Me!

Hypothetically, if I ran for President, could I be President? Im claiming to be Christ; I was born in the USA and have lived in the USA all My life. I have never been convicted of any crime. Im just your average white American with a revolutionary ideology. If anything, I would consider Myself a Libertarian; I like Ron Pauls ideology or politics.

Hypothetically, could I (NOT JESUS) be the President of the USA? and still believe Im Christ?

Could I be Christ- the President of the USA?

Why or why not?

EDIT- Im 28, so I dont think I could be the President YET.

~PEACE~
so you believe, yourself christ yet you claim there is no god. so if god does not exist why do you claim to be a person who never existed?
 

GOD HERE

Well-Known Member
Okay, lets forget about Jesus.

The video I posted was about Jesus, but I want to talk about the REAL Christ- Me!

Hypothetically, if I ran for President, could I be President? Im claiming to be Christ; I was born in the USA and have lived in the USA all My life. I have never been convicted of any crime. Im just your average white American with a revolutionary ideology. If anything, I would consider Myself a Libertarian; I like Ron Pauls ideology or politics.

Hypothetically, could I (NOT JESUS) be the President of the USA? and still believe Im Christ?

Could I be Christ- the President of the USA?

Why or why not?

EDIT- Im 28, so I dont think I could be the President YET.

~PEACE~
Ron Paul is a social darwinist, and if christ ever existed, I doubt that's the ideology he would associate with, considering he was the one handing out the bread and fish and flipping the tables in the temple.
 

Nevaeh420

Well-Known Member
If you thought you were Christ, I'm sure you'd have cooler shit to do than be puppet in chief.
You have to "start" somewhere.

But, I wouldnt be a puppet. I would try and bring real change, like a paradise.

If I was the President of the USA, I would next try and be the King of the world. Like I said, "You have to start somewhere."

I have plans that would bring felicity to the majority of people, but you cant please everyone. I have plans to make everyone much richer and prosperous. I have plans to build mansions everywhere.

I would do everything in My power to build the Kingdom of Christ.

If only I had more witnesses.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

Well-Known Member
so you believe, yourself christ yet you claim there is no god. so if god does not exist why do you claim to be a person who never existed?
Im an Agnostic, I dont claim to know if God exists or not. I hope God exists but I dont see much proof of God, besides creation.

I honestly dont know if Jesus was the "messiah" or not. I dont believe in the Biblical Jesus because I dont believe people can perform miracles.

Im claiming to be the modern Christ, a real Person with a revolutionary ideology. I could be the Second Coming of Christ or I could be the First Christ. I dont know of any proven Christs, so I could be the only One.

Its just My personal opinion, no one else besides Me believes Im Christ.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

Well-Known Member
Oh the delusions....
Yeah, but you have heard My delusions before so its not anything new to you.

Ron Paul is a social darwinist, and if christ ever existed, I doubt that's the ideology he would associate with, considering he was the one handing out the bread and fish and flipping the tables in the temple.
Whats a "social darwinist"?

When I was following Ron Paul back in 2008 and 2009, he was great. Back then, he wanted to end the Federal Reserve, the IRS, and stuff like that. I remember that he said he would decriminalize all drugs. Whats wrong with that?

I would rather have Ron Paul be President then Obama.

~PEACE~
 

Pinworm

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[video=youtube;kdkqu8VKvCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkqu8VKvCA[/video]

Thread answer: No

thread over......next
 

tobinates559

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dude you can be a great person with revolutionary ideas and change the world for the better without being jesus!!!! you could be LIKE jesus but i dont know why you feel the need to associate yourself with christ!! it just comes off a little crazy especially when you say you are agnostic
 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member
dude you can be a great person with revolutionary ideas and change the world for the better without being jesus!!!! you could be LIKE jesus but i dont know why you feel the need to associate yourself with christ!! it just comes off a little crazy especially when you say you are agnostic
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ best part was when they all realized that they will never be jeebus...
 

Nutes and Nugs

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The Mormons claim Jesus was born in the USA. lol

Jesus could not be president as he tells the truth.
Unlike other politicians.
 
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