Best Movie Quotes

Theres probably plenty of these but my search didnt find any
Post up your favourite movie quotes
Rep points if there from 'Pineapple Express'
mine would be:
Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions.... How do you feel?
Private Miller: Ah well sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

what we have here is a failure to communicate: warrden cool hand luke

"You mean we're smoking dog shit man?" - Up In Smoke

Hands down harold and kumar. Gotta love neil patric harris quotes not about weed but trust me they were Hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

Neil Patrick Harris: I have a lost love story of my own.
Kumar Patel: Oh yeah?
Neil Patrick Harris: I'll never forget her. Her name was Tashonda. She was Whoopi Goldberg's stand-in. Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet. She had these tiny little Hershey kisses nipples that you just wanted to suck on all night long. Anyway, last day of shooting I told her. I said "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up".
Kumar Patel: Why'd you do that?
Neil Patrick Harris: I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. What a big mistake!
Neil Patrick Harris: [slaps himself in the face]
Neil Patrick Harris: The point is boys, even though I loved having sex with some hot random trim, a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda. Every time I see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet
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Neil Patrick Harris: What's your name, miss?
Tits Hemmingway: Tits Hemmingway.
Neil Patrick Harris: I hope you're ready for me, Tits.
Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out.
It's going to be magical.

Frank Costello: You do well in school?
Young Colin: Yeah
Frank Costello: Good. So did I. They call that a paradox.


Uncle Ed: What's this I hear from Stephanie about you becoming a policeman?
Billy Costigan: You mean Stephanie, who was the only one who came to my father's funeral? That Stephanie?
Uncle Ed: Yeah, *that* Stepanie.
Billy Costigan: Nothing much to it, Uncle Edward.
Uncle Ed: Are you trying to prove something to the family?
Billy Costigan: When you say "the family," who do mean exactly? You?
Uncle Ed: You always have to question everything, don't you?
Billy Costigan: Maybe it would have done you some good to have some *questions* from time to time, you know? "Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?" I mean, those are questions, right? "Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?"
Uncle Ed: Do you need some money for the funeral?
Billy Costigan: When my mother dies, we don't have any more connection.
[Billy walks away]


Frank Costello: Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar?
[the man looks startled]
Frank Costello: [laughs] Only kidding. How's your mother?
Man in Costello's Bar: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out.
Frank Costello: [walks away] We all are. Act accordingly.
[smiles and his straightens tie]

the departed fav movie

are your seat covers made out of cactus? something about mary

Baxter:woof...

Ron Burgandy:Oh baxter you know I dont speak spanish!



And just about anything from Wes Anderson.


that is my 2 cents

(there are much funnier things, just a lil' too stoned to try and think about it.LOL)

"Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent."

When there is no more room in Hell, The dead will walk the earth

and

Hey Fuck-Ass, Gimme a Beer.

i love that one from thank you for smoking

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

I think my favorite quote from Pineapple Express is when Dale sees the pic of Saul and his grandma and Saul says "That's my bubbi"

Just the way he says it, cracks me the fuck up. And then the pic itself, oh god, priceless.

it's not really a "movie" but it is awesome.

Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog said:

-You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
-No, I am but... it's a symptom. You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?
-....of the human race?
-it's not a...perfect metaphore.

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Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
Dale: I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Red: You don't seem chill.
Dale: I'm more chill than you.
Red: You're more chill than me?
Dale: Yeah.
Red: Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?
Dale: A suit.
Red: Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.

Pineapple express

Niiice Response! that neil patrick harris shit cracke dme up! haha
Greg man i still use that line ; ' I am chill, chill as a cucumber' ! hahaha

Wikidbchofthewst said:

I think my favorite quote from Pineapple Express is when Dale sees the pic of Saul and his grandma and Saul says "That's my bubbi"
Just the way he says it, cracks me the fuck up. And then the pic itself, oh god, priceless.

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yeah man! and hes like 'thats why i sell weed man cuz i want to put my bubbi in a nice retirement home' HAHAHA!
fuck anyone seen the exstended version? its so good in high def to!

uhhh pulp fiction :
[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

shooter:"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Happy:"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Leave the Gun. Take the Cannoli - Godfather

"I never fucked anybody over in my life who didn't have it comin' to him, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?"

- Scarface

If I had to die for a word....My word is..Poon-tang.

-Full Metal Jacket

Fuck Caspar Gomez! And fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cockroaches!

- Scarface, Tony Montana speaking to Frank Lopez