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I was hot today and decided to go cruising for chicks.

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I pulled up beside this looker and asked, 'would you accompany me to dinner this evening, I'd like to stuff and eat you'.

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Goobled out some obvious feeble excuse and just walked away. Was I too forward?

Why won't chicks come home with me anymore?
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
I was hot today and decided to go cruising for chicks.

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I pulled up beside this looker and asked, 'would you accompany me to dinner this evening, I'd like to stuff and eat you'.

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Goobled out some obvious feeble excuse and just walked away. Was I too forward?

Why won't chicks come home with me anymore?
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Hello caller,
No you were not too forward. I think in this day and age of #metoo everyone is unsure of the difference between just harmless complimenting and what is actually sexual harassment. If you would have shot and fucked that chick, it would have been the latter. Since you just planned on eating her it would have been the former. I mean, a man's gotta eat right? Thanks caller!
 
Dear Neo Landers

I know I am late, but I was recently in the hospital and was unable to inquire. Please forgive me.

Anyway here's my issue, while I was in the hospital my nurse was given me a sponge bath and I became very stimulated, the nurse was very professional and kindly finished what she started. My question is will this be covered by my insurance.
And secondly is this what is meant by the phrase " good benefits".

Thank you for your time,
Worried Sick
 
Bareback said:
Dear Neo Landers

I know I am late, but I was recently in the hospital and was unable to inquire. Please forgive me.

Anyway here's my issue, while I was in the hospital my nurse was given me a sponge bath and I became very stimulated, the nurse was very professional and kindly finished what she started. My question is will this be covered by my insurance.
And secondly is this what is meant by the phrase " good benefits".

Thank you for your time,
Worried Sick
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Hello caller,
Really sorry to hear that you were in hospital. I hope you are OK. As far as insurance goes you'll have to contact your plan administrator and ask if therapeutic penis massages are included in the EOB. Sometimes personal customer service goes above and beyond a good benefits package which may be the case with your nurse. She just might be outstanding at her job.
Thanks caller get well soon!
 
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