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Herb & Suds
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Why?
Just "Why"?
Just "Why"?
neosapien
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Hello caller,
It all truly is a big nothing. That annoying mafioso bitch was right. Thanks!
neosapien
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Hello caller,
The answer is because at 2am when you're drunk the couch cushions really do look like big flappy vagina lips.
tangerinegreen555
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I was hot today and decided to go cruising for chicks.
I pulled up beside this looker and asked, 'would you accompany me to dinner this evening, I'd like to stuff and eat you'.
Goobled out some obvious feeble excuse and just walked away. Was I too forward?
Why won't chicks come home with me anymore?
I pulled up beside this looker and asked, 'would you accompany me to dinner this evening, I'd like to stuff and eat you'.
Goobled out some obvious feeble excuse and just walked away. Was I too forward?
Why won't chicks come home with me anymore?
dandyrandy
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Oh sage
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
neosapien
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Hello caller,
No you were not too forward. I think in this day and age of #metoo everyone is unsure of the difference between just harmless complimenting and what is actually sexual harassment. If you would have shot and fucked that chick, it would have been the latter. Since you just planned on eating her it would have been the former. I mean, a man's gotta eat right? Thanks caller!
neosapien
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Hello caller,
Because the man inventing the words smoked too many rocks and it just kind of stuck after that.
dandyrandy
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Sensei
I humbly ask this question. It has puzzled me form millennia.
Why do we call underwear a pair and a bra "a bra".
I humbly ask this question. It has puzzled me form millennia.
Why do we call underwear a pair and a bra "a bra".
Diabolical666
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Dear neobutts landers,
I dont know how many cookies to eat to be happy... so far its not 27
I dont know how many cookies to eat to be happy... so far its not 27
neosapien
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Hello caller,
We call underwear a pair to match our pair of balls. And bra is short for brassiere which is just a weird.
Thanks caller!
neosapien
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Hello caller,
Keep eating and you will just know. 42 is usually a solid number.
Thanks caller!
Diabolical666
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Well done Neo, good read
tangerinegreen555
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Bareback
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Dear Neo Landers
I know I am late, but I was recently in the hospital and was unable to inquire. Please forgive me.
Anyway here's my issue, while I was in the hospital my nurse was given me a sponge bath and I became very stimulated, the nurse was very professional and kindly finished what she started. My question is will this be covered by my insurance.
And secondly is this what is meant by the phrase " good benefits".
Thank you for your time,
Worried Sick
I know I am late, but I was recently in the hospital and was unable to inquire. Please forgive me.
Anyway here's my issue, while I was in the hospital my nurse was given me a sponge bath and I became very stimulated, the nurse was very professional and kindly finished what she started. My question is will this be covered by my insurance.
And secondly is this what is meant by the phrase " good benefits".
Thank you for your time,
Worried Sick
neosapien
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Hello caller,
Really sorry to hear that you were in hospital. I hope you are OK. As far as insurance goes you'll have to contact your plan administrator and ask if therapeutic penis massages are included in the EOB. Sometimes personal customer service goes above and beyond a good benefits package which may be the case with your nurse. She just might be outstanding at her job.
Thanks caller get well soon!
Granny weed
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Hello Neo Landers
How do I stop the ageing process I miss being young any ideas
Yours truly
Granny xx
How do I stop the ageing process I miss being young any ideas
Yours truly
Granny xx
Good morning, how are you doing? Missed you around here.
