Ask Neo Landers

[neosapien]

Dear Neo, what percent of the same day noobs who follow me are socks? What percent cops? And are there any actual same day noobs who would follow someone as boring as me?

An example from earlier today ;

jyatzbacha is now following you

Hello caller! The ratio is roughly 50/50. But in this day and age and this game just assume that they're all cops.

 

[too larry]

Hello caller! The ratio is roughly 50/50. But in this day and age and this game just assume that they're all cops.

So. . . . cops in socks?

 

[neosapien]

So. . . . cops in socks?

Absockfuckinglutely.

 

[doublejj]

 

[lokie]

Dear Neo, what percent of the same day noobs who follow me are socks? What percent cops? And are there any actual same day noobs who would follow someone as boring as me?

An example from earlier today ;

jyatzbacha is now following you

Looks like subliminal advertising.

 

[doublejj]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

 

[doublejj]

I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

 

[too larry]

Looks like subliminal advertising.
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So he may have stumbled onto my buzzkill prevention thread and figured he could drum up some long distance work. Hell Tulsa is not that much further away from Larry Land than Tampa is. My current roofers are about 3 weeks overdue at the moment. If I hadn't already paid half, and they had bought the supplies I might have tried to hire him.

 

[cannabineer]

I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

Since the boss is away, I will steal the mic and answer the bolded.

It sounds like that tree was formulated by experts borrowed from The Louisiana State Election Board. They have vast experience with generously-populated voter rosters.

 

[BarnBuster]

Will you autograph the book you authored if I send it to you?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Since the boss is away, I will steal the mic and answer the bolded.

It sounds like that tree was formulated by experts borrowed from The Louisiana State Election Board. They have vast experience with generously-populated voter rosters.

OK but that's not what I heard on the radio earlier.

 

[neosapien]

I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

We are all brothers and sisters. Descendants from a few great and mighty peoples that conquered this planet from the monkeys. Besides @420God that dude cut from a different cloth.

 

[neosapien]

Will you autograph the book you authored if I send it to you?

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Of course I will. Always delighted to help my fans! That'll be $25 plus 14.95 shipping and handling.

 

[curious2garden]

Of course I will. Always delighted to help my fans! That'll be $25 plus 14.95 shipping and handling.

Dear Neo Landers,
How much do you charge for just 'handling'?

 

[neosapien]

Dear Neo Landers,
How much do you charge for just 'handling'?

Dear reader,
The handling part is free. I always enjoy a good manhandling. Or gender-neutral handling I guess is more appropriate an expression nowadays.

 

[neosapien]

Thanks callers! We hit the 100 mark. Let's make this the best year ever!

 

[Metasynth]

Dear Neo Landers,

I was recently told by my doctor that I have acute indigestion caused by consuming too much semen. How can I continue to fit multiple dicks in my mouth at once without all the heartburn and bubble guts?

Your Truely,
Weened off peen in Tennessee

 

[neosapien]

Dear Neo Landers,

I was recently told by my doctor that I have acute indigestion caused by consuming too much semen. How can I continue to fit multiple dicks in my mouth at once without all the heartburn and bubble guts?

Your Truely,
Weened off peen in Tennessee

Dear Weened off peen in Tennessee,

I see your predickament. You want to keep guzzling the hogs but don't want the pain after. Who can blame you! I would cover the dicks in baking soda first that way the baking soda counteracts the acid in the semen. For an added touch you could mix in pop rocks too! Hope this helps!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Is it really all a big nothing?

Asking for a friend.