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neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

too larry said:
Dear Neo, what percent of the same day noobs who follow me are socks? What percent cops? And are there any actual same day noobs who would follow someone as boring as me?

An example from earlier today ;

jyatzbacha is now following you

Hello caller! The ratio is roughly 50/50. But in this day and age and this game just assume that they're all cops.

too larry · Jul 27, 2019

neosapien said:
Hello caller! The ratio is roughly 50/50. But in this day and age and this game just assume that they're all cops.

So. . . . cops in socks?

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

too larry said:
So. . . . cops in socks?

Absockfuckinglutely.

doublejj · Jul 27, 2019

lokie · Jul 27, 2019

too larry said:
Dear Neo, what percent of the same day noobs who follow me are socks? What percent cops? And are there any actual same day noobs who would follow someone as boring as me?

An example from earlier today ;

jyatzbacha is now following you

Looks like subliminal advertising.

doublejj · Jul 27, 2019

tangerinegreen555 · Jul 27, 2019

I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

doublejj · Jul 27, 2019

tangerinegreen555 said:
I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

too larry · Jul 27, 2019

lokie said:
Looks like subliminal advertising.
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So he may have stumbled onto my buzzkill prevention thread and figured he could drum up some long distance work. Hell Tulsa is not that much further away from Larry Land than Tampa is. My current roofers are about 3 weeks overdue at the moment. If I hadn't already paid half, and they had bought the supplies I might have tried to hire him.

cannabineer · Jul 27, 2019

tangerinegreen555 said:
I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

Since the boss is away, I will steal the mic and answer the bolded.

It sounds like that tree was formulated by experts borrowed from The Louisiana State Election Board. They have vast experience with generously-populated voter rosters.

BarnBuster · Jul 27, 2019

Will you autograph the book you authored if I send it to you?

tangerinegreen555 · Jul 27, 2019

cannabineer said:
Since the boss is away, I will steal the mic and answer the bolded.

It sounds like that tree was formulated by experts borrowed from The Louisiana State Election Board. They have vast experience with generously-populated voter rosters.

OK but that's not what I heard on the radio earlier.

neosapien · Jul 28, 2019

tangerinegreen555 said:
I have read that there are currently 7 billion people on earth.

I have also read that there are 107 billion dead people going back 50,000 yrs.

So why does a generic 40 generation family tree show 2.2 trillion people?

Are we all like the royal family, cousins banging cousins with a diamond shaped tree instead of a pyramid?

Are we actually all related?

We are all brothers and sisters. Descendants from a few great and mighty peoples that conquered this planet from the monkeys. Besides @420God that dude cut from a different cloth.

neosapien · Jul 28, 2019

BarnBuster said:
Will you autograph the book you authored if I send it to you?

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Of course I will. Always delighted to help my fans! That'll be $25 plus 14.95 shipping and handling.

curious2garden · Jul 28, 2019

neosapien said:
Of course I will. Always delighted to help my fans! That'll be $25 plus 14.95 shipping and handling.

Dear Neo Landers,
How much do you charge for just 'handling'?

neosapien · Jul 28, 2019

curious2garden said:
Dear Neo Landers,
How much do you charge for just 'handling'?

Dear reader,
The handling part is free. I always enjoy a good manhandling. Or gender-neutral handling I guess is more appropriate an expression nowadays.

neosapien · Jul 28, 2019

Thanks callers! We hit the 100 mark. Let's make this the best year ever!

Metasynth · Jul 28, 2019

Dear Neo Landers,

I was recently told by my doctor that I have acute indigestion caused by consuming too much semen. How can I continue to fit multiple dicks in my mouth at once without all the heartburn and bubble guts?

Your Truely,
Weened off peen in Tennessee

neosapien · Jul 28, 2019

Metasynth said:
Dear Neo Landers,

I was recently told by my doctor that I have acute indigestion caused by consuming too much semen. How can I continue to fit multiple dicks in my mouth at once without all the heartburn and bubble guts?

Your Truely,
Weened off peen in Tennessee

Dear Weened off peen in Tennessee,

I see your predickament. You want to keep guzzling the hogs but don't want the pain after. Who can blame you! I would cover the dicks in baking soda first that way the baking soda counteracts the acid in the semen. For an added touch you could mix in pop rocks too! Hope this helps!

tangerinegreen555 · Jul 28, 2019

Is it really all a big nothing?

Asking for a friend.

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