When you prioritize correctly, and put health before your plants, you should get some Jack3d. Once I mixed 2 tablespoons of Jack3d with a gallon of water and started my seedlings on a Jack3d regimen. At first I couldn't believe when their size doubled every day for a week straight. At the end of day 10, my seedling was a whopping 85 feet tall. When I ran out of books to remove on day 6, I put a hole in my floor, and my mommy was able to use the edges of my picnic basket as a footrest while watching TV downstairs. When day 7 started the plant was bent at the ceiling, and since I don't have a basement, I had to put a hole in my roof. Anyhow, by day 10 my plant is pretty much extending 60 feet above my house, but I notice something odd. There is only one leaf per node, and the nodes alternate between left right. After realizing that my unconventional growing techniques had nothing to do with my plants success, and that they were magic beans the whole time, I climbed up my plant and chilled with the giant up there for a while. He made me some bread and we watched Rachael Ray.
