Burger Boss
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DUDE! ROFLMAO for sure!! & here comes a lil' +rep for YOU! OMG, absolutely priceless.......BB
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Burger Boss
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Hey dj, this reminds me of my "dear ol daddy" saying how "You can lead a jerk to knowledge, but you can't make him think".
He loved to paraphrase, and this situation seems so apt.
Good luck & good grow.......BB
Brick Top
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No, I don't. I live outside of a small Mayberry like town and there isn't a source for anything more than you can find in any average grocery store. For a few years there was a store that had a really nice selection of beans and you could buy them and grind them yourself or they would grind them. I really enjoyed that place while it lasted. But in a 'Taster's Choice' freeze dried town like I live outside of there are not any options. If I ever head down ta' the big city, you know, to purchase 100 pounds of yeast and some copper line, I will usually stop at a place and pick something and have then grind it for me, but I don't get ta' the big city all that often.
I joke about being outside of a "Mayberry" sort of town but if you ever watched the OLD "Andy Griffith Show" you would have heard the town name Siler City mentioned now and then. Barney used to like to go there and get a corner room at the 'Y' for a little vacation. Siler City is about an hour and a half from me. (The real Aunt Bea lived in Siler City until she died a handful of years ago.) If you heard Mount Pilot mentioned, well the real name of the town is Pilot Mountain and that's about two and a half hours from me.
It is difficult to find good coffee beans to grind but it sure is easy to find good moonshine in these here parts.
Burger Boss
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Now cut that out! ROFLMAO......yes yes +rep for you.......BB
Brick Top
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I posted a list of roughly 20 links, all sites filled with legitimate proven facts, most were online books written by horticulturalists and cannabis researchers and others who are very well known highly experienced growers. You were totally uninterested in any of it. I also typed out factual information for you. You rejected it too.
You proved that you were totally uninterested in and absolutely unwilling to accept any "Legitimate thoughts/facts" so what did you expect your thread to turn into ... a let's all praise "Rain Man" for trying to grow fest?
Others also offered you sound growing advice. Just like with me, you flat out rejected what they told you and instead went with your "sexy feelings" about your Leaning Tower of Pisa Mongolian cluster fuck in a picnic basket grow.
You attacked people who tried to help you. You abused people who tried to help you. And now you have the unmitigated audacity to try to make it appear as if you actually wanted "Legitimate thoughts/facts" and that you would have accepted them and followed the sound advice you now claim you had hoped for?
In the one single post I made with the links you would have found every piece of growing information you would need to be able to grow as well or better than most people here. But you flat out totally rejected it.
So don't make a major ass of yourself, again, by attempting to play the injured party who asked for help and was instead abused and made fun of.
You made your own bed, so now you have to bang whatever crawls into it.
Burger Boss
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NO NO......WAIT....the question was: what are "liable sources"! No need to thank the man, just answer the simple question..............
Brick Top
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Originally Posted by tafbang
I'm starting to believe your age as you use ancient origin stories as liable sources
What in the world are; "liable sources?"
Definitions of liable on the Web
liable(p): subject to legal action; "liable to criminal charges"
held legally responsible; "men between the ages of 18 and 35 were liable for military service"
Bound or obliged in law or equity; responsible; answerable; as, the surety is liable for the debt of his principal; Exposed to a certain contingency or casualty, more or less probable; -- with to and an infinitive or noun; as, liable to slip; liable to accident
Care to explain what; "liable sources" are?
newdude79
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Down here in the south, we use the word a little differently...for instance, "he's liable to freak out and whip somebody's ass".
Brick Top
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Some words are used different down here in the south. Like I stopped to ask an old farmer directions once and he was loading up his truck with things and just to make conversation I asked what he was doing. He said he was repairing to go to town. I said, repairing, doesn't repairing mean fixing? He said, yep, I'm fixin' to go to town.
newdude79
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I don't believe that. haha I bet ya a dollar to a dime he said preparing.
Brick Top
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It's actually a shortened and altered version of a joke about a writer from New York who decided to write a book about the South so he spent some time down here and stopped to ask an old farmer directions ... and in the joke he asked the old farmer a second time what he was doing and was told he was repairing to go to town and being a writer he couldn't let it pass so he said I think you're using that word wrong, repairing means fixing and the old farmer said, that's right .. I'm fixin' to go to town.
I figured I would use it in a shorter personalized version for a laugh or two.
But in my area of the south when it looks like rain people will say it looks like it might come up a cloud and you do not turn up or turn down the sound on a tv or stereo, you cut it up or cut it down and you cut a light on or you cut it off and a manual transmission is called a straight gear but pronounced skrait gear.
shrigpiece
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i was eating a mince pie with cream untill i saw this. holy shit you have no idea how much i laughed.sorry folks....but i had too.....
CapDaddy420
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every day. as mine gets rode ... so yes i'm very experienced with my cock being smothered by bitches.
CapDaddy420
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ahh.. wally wally wally... what did i say??? see?? now your bitch has turned on you ....
he was going with the flow and being sarcastic, but not against Wally but to the dumbass who claimed rainwater was equivalent to toxic waste.
The only claim was that the sludge snow he's scooping up outside probably wasn't good for his plants. Its not like he's catching fresh snow/rain water here. he's walking outside in a city, scooping snow off the ground, then heating in to melt. How is that even close to using fresh caught rain water? pic updates? lets see how these 'sexy' plants are doin.
one is frozen the other isn't 
thedoc08
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When you prioritize correctly, and put health before your plants, you should get some Jack3d. Once I mixed 2 tablespoons of Jack3d with a gallon of water and started my seedlings on a Jack3d regimen. At first I couldn't believe when their size doubled every day for a week straight. At the end of day 10, my seedling was a whopping 85 feet tall. When I ran out of books to remove on day 6, I put a hole in my floor, and my mommy was able to use the edges of my picnic basket as a footrest while watching TV downstairs. When day 7 started the plant was bent at the ceiling, and since I don't have a basement, I had to put a hole in my roof. Anyhow, by day 10 my plant is pretty much extending 60 feet above my house, but I notice something odd. There is only one leaf per node, and the nodes alternate between left right. After realizing that my unconventional growing techniques had nothing to do with my plants success, and that they were magic beans the whole time, I climbed up my plant and chilled with the giant up there for a while. He made me some bread and we watched Rachael Ray.
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