48 hours for petite female to pass drug test

whats her best option?

where is the best place to hid it?

its for a job so its a testing lab, not a legal officer, do they watch? pat down?

any insight would be great, right now our plan is a small bottle of a friends clean urine in her panties.

synthetic piss better?

any real methods to get it out of her system? i would say she is pretty skinny but still not toned enough fat ratio wise to make me concern but she doesn't actually smoke that much, just daily.

they wont watch her, use real urine imo never failed me

mysunnyboy said:

they wont watch her, use real urine imo never failed me

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thanks cause she was starting to trip.

tell her it will be fine, she has a squeeze bottle right? squeeze the clean urine into the sample cup while she really goes. and be sure to put her thumb or finger over the temperature strip when she carries the cup out to throw off the temp reading.

I'll need pics to give my accurate answer.

yeah ill mention that to her, she should be fine with the urine temp tho once you get it to temp, as long as you keep it in your crotch is should stay near the proper temp.

and don't forget to squeeze the bottle and not pour it in, needs the specific gravity reading to be correct or they can tell it was poured

okay so now we are having trouble sourcing urine. does it matter if its another females urine? surprisingly i know more guys that are clean than women.(squeeze bottle check! first thing i told her matter of fact. lol )

There's some shit at the head shop, guy was claiming it actually works, says hes used it and it worked and many others had good experience with it. Its like 30 bucks, can't remember the name, but I bet your local headshop could help you out. Just tryin to help.
GGE

greengrowthexpert said:

There's some shit at the head shop, guy was claiming it actually works, says hes used it and it worked and many others had good experience with it. Its like 30 bucks, can't remember the name, but I bet your local headshop could help you out. Just tryin to help.
GGE

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theres all types of shit at head shops, some work some dont.

i know what will work, i know that most of those things would not work for her. many she doesnt have time to detox, and ive never heard too many storys about fake urine working. but noted.

I used synthetic with success before while taking a pre employment screen. Purchase, shake, microwave, wrapped with handwarmers and strapped to the inside of my leg. Walked in dressed nice and was respectful. Sitting around you could tell who was sketchy just by looking at them and their nervous tics. Squeezed into sample cup while I pissed, finished and submitted. I personally don't recommend a specific brand just because of the nature of the ever changing tests given. Good Luck!

no it won't matter if she uses male urine, i wouldn't trust anything other then clean urine but that's just me, all of the positions i had to piss for we're very important to me so i didn't take any chances with fake stuff

Nah, the headshop I use always carrys only one brand of detox its 30 bucks a bottle. If not, i'd suggest you find a bitch with some clean piss. Goodluck my friend, also good luck to your lady. Had the same problem here a few months ago, she passed without detox or anything, but shes also a very light smoker. (maybe once every week or two..)

http://www.urineluck.com

Quick Fix is revised regularly to combat the evolving tests. It DOES work. Pre-employment they won't watch, but they will ask you to empty your pockets. Have her keep it crotched just incase they pat her pockets after she empties them. Warm in microwave to temp, then carry in glove warmer supplied with product... keep an eye on the temp strip on the bottle. If it's not just right when she's ready to go in, she can warm it up on the defroster vents on the dash of the car.

Worked like a charm for me. I know people are nervous about it, but it really works... I believe they have a money back guarantee and everything...

thanks for the insight everyone! i think well be alright from this point.

back in the 90s I had my sister piss for me, I left the bottle of urine on a heater all night, wrapped it in a thermal fabric of some kind and tucked it down by my nutsack. poured it in the test bottle and handed it to the nurse, she looked at that bottle, then she looked at me funny, she looked at that bottle again, looked at me funny again and checked it off. she knew shit was up but I passed the test, also female urine is a different ph than male urine. let us know how it goes. I may be having to do something like this soon even though my motto is "you want me to piss in the bottle? hold it for me, then shake it for me too. fuck your bottle".

those fucks who come up with the testing also come up with the means to defeat the testing, playing both sides of the fence is smart business.

i can't imagine she had used those products

that third person can get you into some really shitty situations spiritually. ultimate gold works to clean people out