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I'm a Divemaster and love diving with Sharks. I've been swimming since I was 3 years old.

I like to joke a lot online but I actually take my work quite seriously. I was recently asked to judge a category in the Spannabis championship.

I've had a whole host of interesting jobs from music videos to play station games to commodity broker.

English was my Father's third language and I reckon I can detect probably at least 10 -12 languages.
 
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I worry that my kids are going to grow up without realising their full potential, going through the motions and getting stuck in a shitty life that they hate.

I feel like there are a thousand things I should be doing with my life, and almost none of them begin or end with where I am now.

I think too much when I'm stoned and disect my existence to the nth degree, generally resulting in wishing I'd got drunkerer instead.

I have inverted nipples.
 
I worry that my kids are going to grow up without realising their full potential, going through the motions and getting stuck in a shitty life that they hate.

I feel like there are a thousand things I should be doing with my life, and almost none of them begin or end with where I am now.

I think too much when I'm stoned and disect my existence to the nth degree, generally resulting in wishing I'd got drunkerer instead.

I have inverted nipples.
Don't most parents worry about their kids? That's what makes you a good parent.

Everything happens for a reason and it's just a stop gap over there isn't it ?

Try and look forward and not backwards. We are lucky to see tomorrow so try and focus on that, that's what I do.

As for the nipples, can we have a pic please? ;)
 
2- this thread got kinda fucking depressing.

Maybe it just got toO REAL for you in your cookie-cutter world...

haha, I've been watching the Office a lot ('Merican edition). Pretend I said that in Ryan's voice. If you don't now who Ryan is:
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EDIT: How embarrassing, I used "to" instead of "too".
 
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Don't most parents worry about their kids? That's what makes you a good parent.

Everything happens for a reason and it's just a stop gap over there isn't it ?

Try and look forward and not backwards. We are lucky to see tomorrow so try and focus on that, that's what I do.

As for the nipples, can we have a pic please? ;)
Since it's you who asked.... OK.

It'll have to be later on though, but there's nothing like suspence before a let down, right?

And you're right about the kids. If I wasn't worried about their future I'd definitely be doing something wrong.
I wonder if they'd like Spain...?
 
I was hit by a car while fighting over my sister.

I think I prolly fooled around with every boy on my street while growing up.
And a couple of the girls.

I taught all my nephews how to drive by the age of 10.

I broadsided a BMW on purpose because he blew the stop sign and I was driving a full size pick up and wanted to punish him bc he was driving a BMW
 
I lost my virginity at 11 and I remember feeling ashamed because I really thought I peed in her. She laughed when I told her. Now that I think about it as an adult wtf happened to that poor 12 year old little girl to be so advanced?

My 1st fight was only 2 punches. Dude punched me and busted my lip, I punched him and blacked his eye.
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I smoke everyday all day and I drink almost every night. I combine the 2 in heavy doses till I pass out.

I'm married with 3 kids and a dog. All 5 of them like to drive me nuts too.
 
I lost my virginity at 11 and I remember feeling ashamed because I really thought I peed in her. She laughed when I told her. Now that I think about it as an adult wtf happened to that poor 12 year old little girl to be so advanced?

My 1st fight was only 2 punches. Dude punched me and busted my lip, I punched him and blacked his eye.
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I smoke everyday all day and I drink almost every night. I combine the 2 in heavy doses till I pass out.

I'm married with 3 kids and a dog. All 5 of them like to drive me nuts too.
I had a similar experience when I was about 7 with a slightly older girl. Her older sister was babysitting us and telling us to do sexual things with each other. I think that is what brought the sex freak out in me today. I'm kind of a freak and I don't know if I have a limit, at least I haven't hit it yet.
 
I had a similar experience when I was about 7 with a slightly older girl. Her older sister was babysitting us and telling us to do sexual things with each other. I think that is what brought the sex freak out in me today. I'm kind of a freak and I don't know if I have a limit, at least I haven't hit it yet.
I don't thinky wife understands this, she has told me several times that she can't take anymore
 
I had a similar experience when I was about 7 with a slightly older girl. Her older sister was babysitting us and telling us to do sexual things with each other. I think that is what brought the sex freak out in me today. I'm kind of a freak and I don't know if I have a limit, at least I haven't hit it yet.
I had a couple of experimental girlfriends when I about 7, now I think about it.... Karen and...Laura. They were best mates. No idea what we were doing, but knew it needed to be 'sneaky'.

Behind the bins next to the kitchens at junior school.

Growing up is weird, ain't it?!?
 
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