Your favorite sayings

Sativied · Jan 14, 2015

That hits like pliers on a pig.

Blowing high from the tower.

He did hear the bell toll but doesn't know where the clapper hangs.

SabreKittie · Jan 14, 2015

I sincerely hope all the racists and homophobic comments on here are 100% kidding.

hellmutt bones said:
View attachment 3331055 "have u gone faggit?"
Ajax the warriors

Because so, so not cool.

Bublonichronic · Jan 14, 2015

^I wouldn't count on it, a lot of just horrible people on this site

SabreKittie · Jan 14, 2015

ClaytonBigsby said:
When someone's in a hurry I'll sometimes say "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"

My favorite misheard lyric of all time!

whitebb2727 · Jan 14, 2015

Here in the mountains there is one word I like.

You-uns. For those that don't know, that's y'all plus three.

And everyone says "reach me" instead of "hand me" something.

SabreKittie · Jan 14, 2015

Saulamus said:
You do and you'll clean it up!

Sweatin' like a sinner on Sunday.

I'm not as think as you confused I am. (Drunk, high, or stoned works here too.)

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitant. (chemist humor)

"I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!"

whitebb2727 · Jan 14, 2015

SabreKittie said:
"I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!"

No sir occifer, theres no blood in my alcohol.

Ganju · Jan 14, 2015

If there grass on the field play ball :blsmoke:

whitebb2727 · Jan 14, 2015

Ganju said:
If there grass on the field play ball

If not play in the mud.

hellmutt bones · Jan 14, 2015

SabreKittie said:
I sincerely hope all the racists and homophobic comments on here are 100% kidding.

Because so, so not cool.

No its from a fuqing movie..
Dint u guys see the pic? Its if ajax! Its from the warriors!
Both u guys are @#$ :cuss:

Bublonichronic said:
^I wouldn't count on it, a lot of just horrible people on this site

SabreKittie · Jan 14, 2015

hellmutt bones said:
No its from a fuqing movie..
Dint u guys see the pic? Its if ajax! Its from the warriors!
Both u guys are @#$

Forgive us for not getting some obscure movie quote, which is, incidentally, still completely inappropriate in any context.

hellmutt bones · Jan 14, 2015

SabreKittie said:
Forgive us for not getting some obscure movie quote, which is, incidentally, still completely inappropriate in any context.

Yeha its way past ur time.. but i did explain even put a pic...but owell no worries mate!!

hellmutt bones · Jan 14, 2015

Im gonna shove that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popcicle!
"Ajax" The Warriors. B

skunkd0c · Jan 14, 2015

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

B166ER420 · Jan 14, 2015

It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it :lol:

SabreKittie · Jan 14, 2015

hellmutt bones said:
View attachment 3331603 Im gonna shove that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popcicle!
"Ajax" The Warriors. B

Just how old do you think I am?! I just looked it up and that movie came out before I was born. No way it was "past my time."

GreatwhiteNorth · Jan 14, 2015

He's not your Knight in shining armor,
He's just a retard wrapped in tin foil.

B166ER420 · Jan 14, 2015

High as a Chicago kite.....

....get it.....the windy city.lol

natro.hydro · Jan 14, 2015

Son you will know a women is the one when your willing to eat a mile of her shit to get within an inch of her asshole.

GreatwhiteNorth · Jan 14, 2015

natro.hydro said:
Son you will know a women is the one when your willing to eat a mile of her shit to get within an inch of her asshole.

If you do not choose wisely, the latter happens first & then you spend the rest of your life doing the former.

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