Your favorite sayings

Growan

Growan

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I heard an old boy the other day describing a piece of knackered farm equipment as:

"as much use as tits on a bull."

Another gentleman, whilst expressing that he didn't agree entirely with a statement made to him offered:

"Well, now. I wouldn't tie my donkey to it, but..."


I also like:

"Fine words butter no parsnips."

It has an air of dignity about it.
 
Granny weed

Granny weed

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Growan said:
I heard an old boy the other day describing a piece of knackered farm equipment as:

"as much use as tits on a bull."

Another gentleman, whilst expressing that he didn't agree entirely with a statement made to him offered:

"Well, now. I wouldn't tie my donkey to it, but..."


I also like:

"Fine words butter no parsnips."

It has an air of dignity about it.
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Do you live in the uk Growen? I ask this because my brother uses the same saying, he also says when he's thirsty I'm as dry as a nuns widger !
 
skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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Growan said:
I heard an old boy the other day describing a piece of knackered farm equipment as:

"as much use as tits on a bull."

Another gentleman, whilst expressing that he didn't agree entirely with a statement made to him offered:

"Well, now. I wouldn't tie my donkey to it, but..."


I also like:

"Fine words butter no parsnips."

It has an air of dignity about it.
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i once heard an inebriated gentleman say to another "i am gonna hit ya in a minute"
to which he replied, "you could't hit water if you feel out of a boat"

i also heard a lady once say "gilding the lily"
this was why she did not require a vajazzle
 
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