Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

I like to watch.....(in a creepy voice)...

mr sunshine said:

She told me Your dick smells like garlic.

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I haven't showed her my dick yet. Hay yessica make a fist then extend your pinky finger. oh ya baby every millimeter!

mr sunshine said:

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

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hah good luck there man, she has quite the fans on this site...
Can't keep a girl like that tied down to one internet admirer

Dr.Pecker said:

You're fucking disgusting but I like ya anyway.

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C'mon man, you are REALLY gonna take the time to unroll a jimmy?
not me.. If i'm dead? I'm tapping every zombie bitch I see...
Whats gonna happen? It'll rot off?
I mean if I only have a couple hours of rigor-mortis...
gotta make that time useful...
now I kinda understand why alllllll the zombies are grumpy.
I would be.

greasemonkeymann said:

hah good luck there man, she has quite the fans on this site...
Can't keep a girl like that tied down to one internet admirer

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But, We have cyber sex all the time... She told me I was the best she's ever had.

mr sunshine said:

You can watch if you want.

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Alienwidow said:

I like to watch.....(in a creepy voice)...

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Is four too many?

On an unrelated note, I finally found something that adequately summarizes how I feel about 90% of the asshats on Twitter:


Now back to the sex-obsession talk, I love it.

mr sunshine said:

I think You also have a very pretty face IMO... All joking aside, you are very pretty... Tell your parents I said Good job!

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Were you the one that sent me a pic of your penis and then apologized for being creepy? Lol

mr sunshine said:

@Flaming Pie I would so rub cream on your face for like 3 hours then rub our faces together to make one face... Sorry, I made things weird.

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It's only weird if someone gets aroused.

Dr.Pecker said:

Aww fu guys now I'm googleing titanium tatas!

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Share?

Flaming Pie said:

It's only weird if someone gets aroused.

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Uh oh, too late.

Flaming Pie said:

Share?

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Some mastercard crap I ain't payin for tatas FUCK OFF TYLER!

OOBubblesOO said:

Real douche bags wear boxer briefs.

Enjoy lol.

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It looks sort of like it has corners.

Hookabelly said:

It looks sort of like it has corners.

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Think what you will. Idgaf

Can somebody please pm me a pic of flaming pies milk duds.

Hookabelly said:

It looks sort of like it has corners.

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Its not too late baby.

Dr.Pecker said:

Can somebody please pm me a pic of flaming pies milk duds.

Its not too late baby.

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for what? Maybe he's all edgy with his corners and shit

Michael Huntherz said:

On an unrelated note, I finally found something that adequately summarizes how I feel about 90% of the asshats on Twitter:

Now back to the sex-obsession talk, I love it.

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Great vid, thank you

Hookabelly said:

for what? Maybe he's all edgy with his corners and shit

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He? no darling this thread is about your tits and you said

Hookabelly said:

I will show the world my tits in this thread

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mr sunshine said:

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

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ill say it again one more time. fight over all the girls here yall want, but if somebody goes after april, im fuckin somebody up!

ebgood said:

ill say it again one more time. fight over all the girls here yall want, but if somebody goes after april, im fuckin somebody up!

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So, I guess that's an official dibs.