Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Michael Huntherz said:

I choked on my cookie.

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bu$hleaguer said:

I've got diarrhea again.

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mr sunshine said:

I would so rub cream on your face for like 3 hours then rub our faces together to make one face... Sorry, I made things weird.

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Flaming Pie said:

Why is this thread still alive???

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Indagrow said:

Wtf is going on in here, I stayed out of here couldnt seem to find any topic to grasp on is this where yess was exiled to?

Edit: just went back a page.. You guys can stay in here it's coo

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Alienwidow said:

Ya they are. Theyre the backbone of many threads on the rollitup. From sexy to lactation, your knockers have been around here and i thank you for it. xoxo

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greasemonkeymann said:

curious... if a zombie did in fact have his dick still intact... would he have rigor-mortis?
Cuz if so... the walking dead has been anatomically incorrect for many seasons now.
Not saying i'd prefer more zombie-wood... just sayin the rest of the show is completely believable so why not make it accurate..

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Dr.Pecker said:

Aww fu guys now I'm googleing titanium tatas!

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Dr.Pecker said:

I think rigor is only for a few hours

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Yessica... said:

Why not?


Never been much of a topic, cept trying to coerce nudity out of some...


Hello my love...Nice to see you round these parts!

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mr sunshine said:

Don't feel bad I googled snaggletooth porn yesterday...

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Alienwidow said:

Nice to see your parts too my love.

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greasemonkeymann said:

you tellin me that Viagra lasts longer than rigor mortis?!
Shit... now what?
I was thinking it wouldn't be all that bad, being a zombie, tapping zombie bitches...
After all I could go bare-back!
Hahahaha

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mr sunshine said:

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

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Dr.Pecker said:

Whatever if shes boning anyone its me get off my coolaid.

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mr sunshine said:

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

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greasemonkeymann said:

you tellin me that Viagra lasts longer than rigor mortis?!
Shit... now what?
I was thinking it wouldn't be all that bad, being a zombie, tapping zombie bitches...
After all I could go bare-back!
Hahahaha

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Alienwidow said:

I shall step aside sir.

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