Why is it men don't understand these things about women?
My list in no particular order:
Most women want to look good at all times? Or at least look good to you? Tell us. If you think we are not at our best it behooves you to lie.
When our hair is messy, tell us.
If our perfume is too much, tell us.
If our mascara is smudges, tell us-this one is important.
If we have something in our teeth, tell us.
If we have camel toe, tell us. Guys this one is a big one too.
If we poof (fart) and it smells don't even acknowledge it.
If you don't like our mother, smile and remember, we don't like your ex-wife.
Don't expect us to clean your house. Why would I want to clean your place when I can turn on the TV and catch a game and/or get high? Get real.
If you are going the frig to get something for yourself ask us if we want something. You expect us to fetch for you, so ask us what we want.
Brush your teeth after you eat anything with onions or garlic. Especially if you want some...
Have we gained weight? Once again it behooves you to Lie.
So what if I make more than you do, get over it and yes, you are still buying dinner. How much would you pay to get laid anyway.
Open doors, it makes you look like a gentleman whether or not you are.
If we say someone makes us uncomfortable it is code for, please watch out for me and make me feel safe. We will pay you back in so many ways-get the hint.
If you are driving through a bad neighborhood (even though we told you we didn't want to go) don't drive next to the curb.
If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand.
If your dick is small, make up for it in other ways. Work harder or it will be a one night stand.
Eat pussy like you mean it.
We might be a little wild in bed (or other places), but your friends don't need to know it.
If we are screamers, enjoy it. You'll smile when you remember it-I promise.
For those of us that haven't had children, yes, we know it's tight. If you tell your friends guess what? Believe me on this one, they'll want some too.
Your dog doesn't need to be in the bedroom. A 3-some isn't cool.
Clean your bathroom.
Sneaking pictures of us nake will get you a beat down by our brothers.
Remember our name. Using dear, honey, doesn't really cut it.
More later...
.... and I understand the Latin signature...I came, I saw, but Nappi? That's a family name right? 
