What women want...

ganja girl said:

Why is it men don't understand these things about women?

My list in no particular order:

Most women want to look good at all times? Or at least look good to you? Tell us. If you think we are not at our best it behooves you to lie.

When our hair is messy, tell us.

If our perfume is too much, tell us.

If our mascara is smudges, tell us-this one is important.

If we have something in our teeth, tell us.

If we have camel toe, tell us. Guys this one is a big one too.

If we poof (fart) and it smells don't even acknowledge it.

If you don't like our mother, smile and remember, we don't like your ex-wife.

Don't expect us to clean your house. Why would I want to clean your place when I can turn on the TV and catch a game and/or get high? Get real.

If you are going the frig to get something for yourself ask us if we want something. You expect us to fetch for you, so ask us what we want.

Brush your teeth after you eat anything with onions or garlic. Especially if you want some...

Have we gained weight? Once again it behooves you to Lie.

So what if I make more than you do, get over it and yes, you are still buying dinner. How much would you pay to get laid anyway.

Open doors, it makes you look like a gentleman whether or not you are.

If we say someone makes us uncomfortable it is code for, please watch out for me and make me feel safe. We will pay you back in so many ways-get the hint.

If you are driving through a bad neighborhood (even though we told you we didn't want to go) don't drive next to the curb.

If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand.

If your dick is small, make up for it in other ways. Work harder or it will be a one night stand.

Eat pussy like you mean it.

We might be a little wild in bed (or other places), but your friends don't need to know it.

If we are screamers, enjoy it. You'll smile when you remember it-I promise.

For those of us that haven't had children, yes, we know it's tight. If you tell your friends guess what? Believe me on this one, they'll want some too.

Your dog doesn't need to be in the bedroom. A 3-some isn't cool.

Clean your bathroom.

Sneaking pictures of us nake will get you a beat down by our brothers.

Remember our name. Using dear, honey, doesn't really cut it.

More later...

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SysKonfig said:

I thought the chivalrous thing to do when walking down the street was for the guy to be closest to the curb, and the woman to be closest to the buildings and alleyways. Not the other way around. That way if a car ever hops the curb the guy gets hit. I usually make it a point to walk closest to the street when with a woman, but only cause I am fairly confident I won't get blasted by a car on the sidewalk. But if the shit hit the fan, you better be a damn special lady if you're with me, cause if not I will probably throw you between me and the car coming over the sidewalk to absorb the impact. Reflexes... can't be mad at the ol' reflexes. But since a car has not come crashing at me and my date on the sidewalk (yet), I am a pretty good date usually.

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blazin256 said:

lol, camel toe....but thanks for the advice.

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cannofbliss said:

Wow... I think I found someone that wouldn't like my ex-wife LOL .... and I understand the Latin signature...I came, I saw, but Nappi? That's a family name right?
Cause I'm Italian and I think that is either a family name or you were writing Estonian for the word scarce haha LOL ....so I'm gonna go with Italian

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growace said:

How cool,
Most women won't tell us shit. We're supposed to know. Thanks for info. How come they pretend like they don't like getting ate.
They pretend not to like being complemented' even if were sincere. There still a mystery. I'm sub'd for answers. I hope your grow is going well.

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Keenly2 said:

sorry, but in my personal opinion

your a fucking horrible woman


your encouraging us to lie, and the things that are not about lying, that are bolded, just makes me want to say WOW

you are definetely not a woman whos personality I would be attracted to

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NoDrama said:

When my girl tries on new jeans and asks me how her ass looks, I just reply " Do I have STUPID written on my face anywhere"? All questions of perceived beauty are LOADED. Don't answer them just tell your girl that her Ego needs to be checked. So many Girls date guys because of how much money they have, you know they do. Guys date women on how big their tits are, how nice their ass is or how pretty their face is, personality doesn't become important until after your married or have been at it long term, then it becomes the most important thing.

When walking a girl down the street let her pick which side to walk on. I open the door for women if I get there first, otherwise she can open it for both of us and I will let her go first becasue invariably one of her friends is going to be on the other side anyway and they will get to have a "Reunion".

A girl doesn't have to scream so loud that the neighbors call the police. Thats why we shove pillows in your face, just protectin ourselves from johnny law. Well that and you might be ugly.

If I pay for all the food in the house and do all the cooking I expect the woman to do all the dishes. Without complaint and without me having to ask. If I take out and collect the Garbage every day and mow the lawn every week and do all the car maintenance and keep the house maintained and the cars washed and cleaned, well then she can do the Laundry. Laundry is fookin easy anyway, the machine does all the work, the hardest part is folding and putting them away.

Its a 2 way street, Make an effort to spend at least 15-30 minutes everyday just talking to your girl with no other distractions and things go pretty smooth.

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fruitrollup said:

want want want. ive have slippery crotch juice, so i want this this this, and this. how about a person who doesnt type lol. not on the internet not on texts. lol your face

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growace said:

I don't get the Nappi, please answer. BTW willing to go through the alphabet as many times as it takes.

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Bag Lady said:

Guys, why are you upset? Is it because the world doesn't revolve around you? And you might actually have to care what she wants and/or needs?

If so, there is a reason YOU are single. Let's see, your house smells and it is a wreck, you wear t-shirts (wrinkled up ones) all the time, old tennis shoes, carry a couple bucks in your pocket and act like a big spender, treats everyone rudely, post on RIU aggressively, brag about your grow-before you brag about your woman, should I go on. Oh ya, your unemployed or under-employed.

Get a life.

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