Things not to do while high

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doser

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never give youself a vasectomy whilw stoned. really bad idea.

Trust me!! It's a really bad idea
 
Bonghostage

Bonghostage

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dunno.. time ... not relevant atm, but eh ... I duno man, can;t really think of anything not to do whilst blazed... apart from drive about in a car packed to the rim with all types of ganj.. expecially with the police on alert... bad if you're already wanting nothing to do with it
 
ShadyStoner

ShadyStoner

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Never go to court to appear for possession charges while high... the crown doesn't seem to approve of it

Still won though haha
 
THENUMBER1022

THENUMBER1022

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job interviews and blazin dont get along. But I find most things improve with perpetual drug use... I can shoot much closer groups at 50yds while smacked.
 
kether noir

kether noir

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don't have an aneurism while stoned......not that i have, i just don't recommend it....especially while wanking as you do your jumping jacks....BAD MIX! can you imagine the paranoia???

oh and......do not mess with your keys (interchangeable with wallet) while stoned......i've lost the wee fucks often enough i just glue them to my testies now. awkward to sit but, im not losing them again.


93 93/93
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

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Never get stoned with people, then let a stoned guy from that group tattoo you in his house...it can usually be fixed...but not straight away!
 
Lilliac

Lilliac

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never let your friend cut your hair.
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I cut my stoned friend's hair while I was stoned. Oh god. I can't remember what it looked like afterwards. It was a blast, though!
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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fdd2blk said:
my favorite yet.


never let your friend cut your hair.
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Never mix alcohol/cannabis with gay hairdressers. You will end up being called, "A red-headed mexican step-child" by your father for months. Long story. It involved Hot Shots, Grand Marnier, Drambuie, some really good homegrown and a willing victim (me).

They did say it brought out the color in my eyes. I believed them. My dad guffawed and snorted for weeks. Mom just shook her head and face-palmed every time she looked at me.
 
Luger187

Luger187

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Carne Seca said:
Never mix alcohol/cannabis with gay hairdressers. You will end up being called, "A red-headed mexican step-child" by your father for months. Long story. It involved Hot Shots, Grand Marnier, Drambuie, some really good homegrown and a willing victim (me).

They did say it brought out the color in my eyes. I believed them. My dad guffawed and snorted for weeks. Mom just shook her head and face-palmed every time she looked at me.
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hahahahaha why not just shave your head?
 
jdmcwestevo

jdmcwestevo

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dont try to do complex math equations such as trying to break down the price for lbs down to grams and back into 1/8s lol just confuse yourself
 
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