Things not to do while high

Never ever pick paint colors to paint your living room, you'll be shocked what you end up with when sober.

hearmenow said:

Never ever pick paint colors to paint your living room, you'll be shocked what you end up with when sober.

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HAHAHA! what colours did you chose??

nongreenthumb said:

Try and run a marathon, not gonna happen.

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point taken.

hearmenow said:

Never ever pick paint colors to paint your living room, you'll be shocked what you end up with when sober.

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my favorite yet.


never let your friend cut your hair.

Never fall asleep in a room full of smokers. This can often lead to you being the mate in a state.

We were trying to go with a "burnt amber" or something in the warm reds-oranges....we ended up with fucking carrot-top on our walls.....

Never ever EVER decide while high that it's ok to talk to your wife about sex with any of your ex's. Unless your dog has an airconditioned doghouse.

For those of you americans out there, wondering what mate in a state is all about.

tckfui said:

haha... and did you get your raise?

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He is talking with upper management.

nongreenthumb said:

Try and run a marathon, not gonna happen.

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It still would not happen when im sober either.

haha Fdd reminded me when I was like 14 I got my eyebrow pierced when I was high by a girl who was triping on 5 exticy tablets in a buisy train station... somehow I didn't get infected... But it was crocked and I had it for 5 months and took it out and it heald over night... So it was obviously a shit job... don't want one now anyway so its all good...

KushMaster85 said:

It still would not happen when im sober either.

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point taken once more. he offers a good point nongreenthumb. (i dunno though, if you're a runner, can you still run after toking?)

haha... and did you get your raise?
He is talking with upper management.

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i work in sales, and i do 100x better when i've smoked a doobie on the way to work, my boss knows it too. thanx to my good buddy mj... i wouldnt be surprised.

WhatAmIDoing said:

point taken once more. he offers a good point nongreenthumb. (i dunno though, if you're a runner, can you still run after toking?)

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Well yes you can run after smoking but it is much harder your muscles don't recieve enough O2 so the pain would be greater and you may not last as long so as far as runnign a marathon I would advise against it while HIGH of MJ.

gabriel said:

i work in sales, and i do 100x better when i've smoked a doobie on the way to work, my boss knows it too. thanx to my good buddy marijuana... i wouldnt be surprised.

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I agree with you on that I too work somuch better with a High. He has not directly come out and said it but I am sure he knows I smoke.

Never try to wrestle with somebody.
It's slow and you become aware
of what your doing becauuse you hit each
other.

never talk to your boss on the phone at night when your stoned and think you can remember the 20 things he tells you to do the next day without writing them down..i usually get to like 4-5 before i blank out

never take a drug test stoned.

I used to take drug tests stoned... Because you can do that... So I did it...

LMAO. I have yet to do that one.
I dont belive any one has said dont go to the grocery store while high. You are likely to come home with more than just the milk.

I do pretty much everything while I'm high... except being sober... and now that I think about it I think I do more dumb shit sober... because I dont expect to do dumb shit So I do whatever without thinking of the consiquences or however its spelt... heroin so being high is good... and marijuanas bad, and if you smoke marijuana your bad cuz... marijuanas bad. drugs are bad