Posts from the toilet

Hookabelly said:

Pfft ! You think you're so progressive? I eat my own shit. Its a renewable resource. AND I know where my food is coming from. Yes from ass to table. Supports local farmers too. Less waste, great taste. I am more forward thinking than any of you shit wasters.

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My favorite post in a long time. From ass to table has been in my head since I read this 2 months ago. Thank you.

bu$hleaguer said:

My favorite post in a long time. From ass to table has been in my head since I read this 2 months ago. Thank you.

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Wow Bushy, coming from you ? Awww, thanks

Bump.

Bump the dump thread. Excellent choice.

More than half my post were while I was on the shitter. Sometimes I'm done but I sit there till I finish reading/posting

I was told and I quote "you have a senile anus!"

This one seems nice.

Looks easy to wipe down with chlorox wipes or what have you...

I'm actually looking at one of the ones that you squat at instead of sit. Seems to help me.

I just gone done doing a number 2 actually. Jalapeno Grilled Cheese for breakfast. My spider is grouchy. I'm hurtin' for certain.

a senile fungus said:

This one seems nice.

Looks easy to wipe down with chlorox wipes or what have you...

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Holy shit that's awesomeness

This thread needs more naked people. Lots more. People with no pants, or underwears.

Pinworm said:

I just gone done doing a number 2 actually. Jalapeno Grilled Cheese for breakfast. My spider is grouchy. I'm hurtin' for certain.

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Last night I had raisin bran and Greek yogurt for my bedtime snack, then decided I wanted cookie dough. Whipped up some cookie dough and ate a few raw spoonfuls and a cookie or three and my farts were stinky this morning. Good thing I was alone lol, except for my dog, poor dog.

I think I commented on the stinkiness in the cereal thread but probably shoulda bumped this thread instead. Oh well here we are

I raise your spider one sandy starfish.

Speaking of starfish, @sunni no more bathroom selfies?

Hahahahahaha preview post!

I think its almost an evolutionary behavior, like looking at your boogers after you blow your nose to check for bugs.

duuude that was hella lulz

push the old lady, kick the baby gahahahaha

Yea kicking the baby mad me lol so hard it helped me push one out.
Oh I'm on the shitter btw

Is is sad or wierd that I kinda got a little happy right now because I had to shit?

Just trying to keep this thread real

a senile fungus said:

I'm actually looking at one of the ones that you squat at instead of sit. Seems to help me.

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Have you looked into the squatty potty? Seriously, it lines up your body better to eliminate.
http://squattypotty.com/#

Hookabelly said:

Have you looked into the squatty potty? Seriously, it lines up your body better to eliminate.
http://squattypotty.com/#

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A tour of your home could be a fascinating thing