Posts from the toilet

This is the thread for those who enjoy a little internets while taking a shit. So, anyone sitting on the throne, pinching a loaf, dropping a deuce, taking a grumpy, backing one out...this is your posting destination. [credit: @a senile fungus]

Oh the irony!

Guess where I am right now?


Edit: the @ function there didn't notify me of anything? Glitch in the matrix? (Edit2: must be because of the ] at the end...)

I'm there right now.

Is this like tales from the crypt?

I'm on number two by the way. I often need a series of shits to complete my task.,.

Phones about To die. If I don't make it out, just spray something...

chewberto said:

Phones about To die. If I don't make it out, just spray something...

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Funny story my buddy was at a girlfriend house today and took a s*** and clogged the toilet and called me and had me bring him a plunger before his girlfriend came home in 30 minutes. He took me out for a burger and beer afterwards. But no blowie, before you guys even ask...

No blowie? Why'd you help then. Everything I do in life boils down to if I will get a blowie for it or not. Each decision I make is getting me one step closer to a blowie. It's in the Male DNA I'm pretty sure...

do you know what you call a blowie while on the toilet?




a san diego thank you

Thought it was a blumpkin? But if you want to personalize it...

Just polished off my first pot of coffee. Count down to blast off. Its already like 85 degrees out and my ass is sweating and sliding around allover the toilet seat. Last night was Thai food. It's gonna be ugly.

chewberto said:

Thought it was a blumpkin? But if you want to personalize it...

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I believe we are both correct,

Pinworm said:

Just polished off my first pot of coffee. Count down to blast off. Its already like 85 degrees out and my ass is sweating and sliding around allover the toilet seat. Last night was Thai food. It's gonna be ugly.

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Pinworm said:

Just polished off my first pot of coffee. Count down to blast off. Its already like 85 degrees out and my ass is sweating and sliding around allover the toilet seat. Last night was Thai food. It's gonna be ugly.

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Spicy Thai turds always give me a run for the money... Last night I made homemade in and out burgers and animal style fries. Fuck my Butt it was rough..

chuck estevez said:

I believe we are both correct,

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That a dude with a thong on.

I always thought it was a blumpkin too but a friend of mine calls it a wolf cookie. Both are fucking sweet.

I dubbed doing an internet search on the throne 'Poogling', just thought i'd share...

I'm not on the loo right now, but on the sofa. I have just sharted though, so i thought it would be ok to post here?

First one today, in progress. Most of my post come from the toilet.

Three times (or more) a day crew...

So *weird....