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How often do you poop?

  • Once a day

    Votes: 24 24.7%

  • Twice daily

    Votes: 16 16.5%

  • Three times (I'm wierd)

    Votes: 13 13.4%

  • Diarrhea

    Votes: 5 5.2%

  • I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

    Votes: 34 35.1%

  • I never poop, ever

    Votes: 19 19.6%
  • Total voters
    97
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Damn using a toilet will make you straighter than a west Virginia backroad on a Thursday afternoon

I don't use a toilet boi

Its for candy ass mother fuckers
 
st0wandgrow

st0wandgrow

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Anyone else feel the need to scrub their ass after a dump?

I always try to take the morning shit before I shower, but lately I've been brewing up a second turd later in the day. I don't like rolling around the rest of the day with the residue, so I've taken to giving the brown eye a little scrub down afterward. I mean think about it. If you got shit smeared on any other part of your body you wouldn't just whipe it off with a paper towel right? You'd use soap and water to wash it off properly ...... so why is your ass any different?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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st0wandgrow said:
Anyone else feel the need to scrub their ass after a dump?

I always try to take the morning shit before I shower, but lately I've been brewing up a second turd later in the day. I don't like rolling around the rest of the day with the residue, so I've taken to giving the brown eye a little scrub down afterward. I mean think about it. If you got shit smeared on any other part of your body you wouldn't just whipe it off with a paper towel right? You'd use soap and water to wash it off properly ...... so why is your ass any different?
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Good call. But, I only use baby wipes when I'm expecting a rimjob. Unless assplay is happening, I just wipe with my left hand like god wanted us to.
 
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