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How often do you poop?

  • Once a day

    Votes: 24 24.7%

  • Twice daily

    Votes: 16 16.5%

  • Three times (I'm wierd)

    Votes: 13 13.4%

  • Diarrhea

    Votes: 5 5.2%

  • I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

    Votes: 34 35.1%

  • I never poop, ever

    Votes: 19 19.6%
  • Total voters
    97
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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st0wandgrow said:
Anyone else feel the need to scrub their ass after a dump?

I always try to take the morning shit before I shower, but lately I've been brewing up a second turd later in the day. I don't like rolling around the rest of the day with the residue, so I've taken to giving the brown eye a little scrub down afterward. I mean think about it. If you got shit smeared on any other part of your body you wouldn't just whipe it off with a paper towel right? You'd use soap and water to wash it off properly ...... so why is your ass any different?
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I shit in the shower. 2 birds with 1 stone. And its efficient on water, save the planet, wot wot?
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
Shitting in the shower is the green way to go. I'm way more liberal than you turds. I'm the guy you pretend to be.
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Pfft ! You think you're so progressive? I eat my own shit. Its a renewable resource. AND I know where my food is coming from. Yes from ass to table. Supports local farmers too. Less waste, great taste. I am more forward thinking than any of you shit wasters.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Hookabelly said:
Pfft ! You think you're so progressive? I eat my own shit. Its a renewable resource. AND I know where my food is coming from. Yes from ass to table. Supports local farmers too. Less waste, great taste. I am more forward thinking than any of you shit wasters.
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Less waste, great taste. That's catchier than it sounds. Eating shit is obviously the only way to go.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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I like to maintain my current weight so I often find myself eating whilst dumping. I'm more embarrassed about the wrapper noise than the fecal symphony
 
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