only open if youre stoned

UncleBuck said:

i had an ingrown hair down there recently, couldn't tidy up for a couple weeks. welcome to the jungle.

@Pinworm would have gone to town on me still, but only because he is cool like that.

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bu$hleaguer said:

Pics or you're a fucking liar.

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mr sunshine said:

Trying to score some free beastiality porn huh!!! U PAY LIKE ALL THE REST OF EM!!

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Metasynth said:

Yeah, I gotta get in touch with @Garden Boss for some undercarriage grooming tips...That guys shit is smoooooth! Then maybe I can get @mr sunshine to rub me down with aftershave. Hands like a baby...

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ChingOwn said:

Just bust that shit with a sewing needle and spray some cologne on it then it will be smooth as a doggies red rocket

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Yessica... said:

or a DUCK'S!!!
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