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IRON-EYES

IRON-EYES

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UncleBuck said:
how is it hanging, @Metasynth ?
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Metasynth said:
Leftie is a little lower as usual, hoping I don't get an ingrown hair as a result of shaving my junk, didn't like the look of @ChingOwn 's scrot.
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UncleBuck said:
i had an ingrown hair down there recently, couldn't tidy up for a couple weeks. welcome to the jungle.

@Pinworm would have gone to town on me still, but only because he is cool like that.
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so I tried searching the Cock thread to find the picture of the ingrown that uncle Buck posted so that I could post it here as well but he took it down or mods did
UncleBuck said:
i'm pretty sure @Yessica... would have recoiled in horror, maybe laughed. but i like her anyway.
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Metasynth said:
Yeah, I gotta get in touch with @Garden Boss for some undercarriage grooming tips...That guys shit is smoooooth! Then maybe I can get @mr sunshine to rub me down with aftershave. Hands like a baby...
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UncleBuck said:
@charface told me he's available as well this week, but it comes with a moustache ride.

garden boss's undercarriage trimming makes me drool. his is the standard to which all others shall be held. i always procrastinated that chore. lying in my back in the dirt in a hot greenhouse for hours...uhhhhh.
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charface said:
I would have not only done it but I would have kept my teeth off the sensative areas until you were cumming.
Only a dude knows how to bliw a dude with an in grown something down there.
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charface said:
Im busy compiling a series of my dick pics that range from severly malformed to badly injured to normal.
Saving it for when Im ready for my banning here.
My hope is that some of you will save them and spam other forums on your outings. one day I will
run into my own penis in a random part of the net and my heart will be warmed
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UncleBuck said:
the american dream.
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chewberto

chewberto

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I used to Shave my cock shaft, but it was hard to trim around all the herpes and G.Warts!

It Sucks because the pubes get long enough to roll up into my penis foreskin.

So gross when your dick hits the inside of the toilet bowl when you're taking a shit.

Ever tie your dick off?

@anywayseeyalater
 
DrCannaPath

DrCannaPath

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So I'm smoking a pineapple express which I trusted my brother to take care of, but when I came back it was dried and cured in the soil with yellowing all over including the sugar leaves. But guess what???!!!?!?!!;;!!#!* it still got me locked in the bathroom and too freaked out to go sit on my couch lmfao I smoked a whole cone thinking it was gonna mild.
@bu$hleaguer I can't stop staring at your avetar. What is that weird thing? And is he taking a shit or wackin it lol

https://www.rollitup.org/index.php?threads/841773/
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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chewberto said:
I used to Shave my cock shaft, but it was hard to trim around all the herpes and G.Warts!

It Sucks because the pubes get long enough to roll up into my penis foreskin.

So gross when your dick hits the inside of the toilet bowl when you're taking a shit.

Ever tie your dick off?

@anywayseeyalater
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Never had that problem.

Dingleberries though? Now that's now a beast I've battled! I used to have em build up in my asshole hair until they were clumped up like stinky soiled grapes.... That is until I found a good pair of these:
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