My mom was being pyscho today!!!

Chances are your mom wants to sow her oats, get her high heels polished if you know what I mean. Its probaly been some time now and the closer she gets to freedom and the right to bump uglies the more intense the desire to scratch that itch. Too bad you cant take a vacation or stay with someone for a week or two.

And I sure would not worry about what all the " I left home and made a fortune and now I give crappy advice on a dope forum" gang says, but I would stop telling everyone here about personal stuff all day.

Urca said:

I just graduated. i didnt get a job while i was in high school because i had to do so much extra work to graduate that it was impossible. now ill admit ive been slacking on looking for a job, but fuck, you guys act like you never were my age

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when i was in high school, i had two jobs: bussing tables at a restaurant and working a night audit at a hotel.

before that i had worked at a few fast food places, including mcdonalds.

the only job i ever got truly fired from (left my folder with a big bag of weed in the break room) happened a month before i moved into my first apartment. let me tell you, i found another one QUICK.

get off the computer, go outside, hit the pavement, and get a job, whatever you can find. you are an adult now.

Urca said:

you dont even know my mother. my brother doesnt live with us. anyway, its like a different set of rules for me. she can hand my bro a sack of purp but gets on my ass for smoking. my sister doesnt do dishes for weeks, barely cleans, parties, but since she has a job my mom doesnt say shit to her. and just to ice the cake, i get yelled at for my weight.

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Do you see a running similarity here? If you dont then your blind or dumb... Please stop posting if your going to repeat yourself over and over again. You end up giving away more ammo for us mean old people that fire at you with.

Urca said:

you dont even know my mother. my brother doesnt live with us. anyway, its like a different set of rules for me. she can hand my bro a sack of purp but gets on my ass for smoking. my sister doesnt do dishes for weeks, barely cleans, parties, but since she has a job my mom doesnt say shit to her. and just to ice the cake, i get yelled at for my weight.

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so if your sis can party hardy cuz she has a job, wouldn't that encourage you to get a job as well?? just wondering..

im talking to the air learn to tatoo n tatoo out of your room... i did at the age of 15 n made money n got weed for it n sometymes sex... but u gota get on the move.........

Urca said:

you dont even know my mother. my brother doesnt live with us. anyway, its like a different set of rules for me. she can hand my bro a sack of purp but gets on my ass for smoking. my sister doesnt do dishes for weeks, barely cleans, parties, but since she has a job my mom doesnt say shit to her. and just to ice the cake, i get yelled at for my weight.

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Brother moves out = Different set of rules
Sister has a job = Different set of rules

Want to play by different rules? I see at least two ways you can accomplish that.

shit i even put my nefew to work he aint standing around wen he comes to visit i tell the lil fool pick up the gun u want ice cream in this world u got work for it......

boneheadbob said:

And I sure would not worry about what all the " I left home at 12 and made a fortune and now I give crappy advice on a dope forum" gang says,

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I am gonna toot my own horn. I thought this was a good one.

Heisenberg said:

Brother moves out = Different set of rules
Sister has a job = Different set of rules

Want to play by different rules? I see at least two ways you can accomplish that.

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See, i told you Erica... One little slip and its katie bar the doors to your whole situation that your trying to get us to feel sorry for you about. All this "YOU DONT KNOW ME" is kinda overshadowed now that we know the truth about your bro and sister. Get a clue girl, make something of yourself or stop bitching about it. Sorry for being mean but maybe mean is the only thing that you understand... maybe thats why your mom is prone to backhanding you instead of just talking it out. You can get yourself out of this situation... but only you... and only if you take the time to really think about what your doing and how it effects everything around you. Only when you look at yourself from an outside non bias point of view will you understand how to fix your life and improve your situation. You can either take the easy road and read these quotes here and run with it, or the hard way and keep trying to make people feel sorry for you... either way, you will learn in the long run. Soo... chin up! And lets talk about those purps your mom gets =p

Does mama know you're talking shit about her on the internet?!

WHOOP ON THAT ASS MAMA!

WHOOP - ON - THAT- ASS!

boneheadbob said:

I am gonna toot my own horn. I thought this was a good one.

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hyperbole that no one claimed for the win!

AutomatKalashinikovLVR said:

Sorry for being mean but maybe mean is the only thing that you understand...

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my parents had to do the tough love thing for my brother.

it took him a while, but he is much better off for it. he learned a trade and is set for any market.

whatever. i know she loves me but she told me straight up she didnt like me much. she denies saying it now, but i understand. both my bro and sis admit to my mom coming down the hardest on me... but at least i know i make her proud by being the smartest out of all of her kids.

and what have i done wrong other than fail to get a job? sure we argue but thats in our nature.

I feel sorry for your situation and treatment, I do not feel sorry for your seemingly inability to do something about it. Life helps those that help themselves; when you can't lean on others, learn to lean on yourself. YOU are the ONLY one who you can reasonably expect to never let you down. Recognize that you are in a bad situation and take steps to rise above it. This is how a person grows into an adult, and becomes a more complete and satisfied individual. That is not to say that you don't have a right to bitch about what happened, or that you don't have valid points, but those things are not pertinent to improving yourself.

ganjames said:

Does mama know you're talking shit about her on the internet?!

WHOOP ON THAT ASS MAMA!

WHOOP - ON - THAT- ASS!

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i told her she was being fucking crazy to her face, so what makes you think this is any different?

Urca said:

whatever. i know she loves me but she told me straight up she didnt like me much. she denies saying it now, but i understand. both my bro and sis admit to my mom coming down the hardest on me... but at least i know i make her proud by being the smartest out of all of her kids.

and what have i done wrong other than fail to get a job? sure we argue but thats in our nature.

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what good does being smart do you if you just lay around all day?? i'd rather be dumb and a hard worker...

Heisenberg said:

I feel sorry for your situation and treatment, I do not feel sorry for your seemingly inability to do something about it. Life helps those that help themselves; when you can't lean on others, learn to lean on yourself. YOU are the ONLY one who you can reasonably expect to never let you down. Recognize that you are in a bad situation and take steps to rise above it. This is how a person grows into an adult, and becomes a more complete and satisfied individual. That is not to say that you don't have a right to bitch about what happened, or that you don't have valid points, but those things are not pertinent to improving yourself.

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thank you, you made your point and i understand your point, but you werent being a complete dick so thank you

Urca said:

thank you, you made your point and i understand your point, but you werent being a complete dick so thank you

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ya any time

The thing is you really didn't do anything wrong.

It's just you called out mama on the weed forums. Just leave next time when she's mad, and maybe try to find a job soon. You live at home and get internet and get to smoke bud and eat for free, you got shit made. If I lived at home and didn't pay rent I would hand deliver a belt to my mother every morning to pay what I owe lol

im just kidding the credit goes to the Miesto...