Hardest Thing You've Laughed At While High?

boliver

boliver

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just now. i went outside to piss in the garden.

i realised my neigbours would totally be able to hear me and would catch me. so i started to try and lower the volume of my pissing by waving my hips and bits around elliminating a lot of sound (suprisingly)...

after about 10 seconds of that i looked up and saw my 80 year old german lady neighbour staring at me. i ran inside. it was pretty funny
 
Padawanbater2

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HiImNick said:
Anyways we were trying to get to this spot and this was when all of our tolerances were all pretty low. We had just drank about 6 beers each and smoked about a quarter of DANK Dream Queen that we bought from the club. So we park kind of far away since 2 wants to check out the office building to see if there are any people still working there since of course we want to drink and smoke more. Me and 1 wait behind these dumpsters for 2 a few blocks away from the office building.. While we're doing this we really have to take a piss since we've been drinking Arizonas and beers and had been driving for a little bit. Then while I was pushing my piss out, like clenching my groin muscles and shit, I realize I really needed to fart. I look at 1, and say, "Dude, don't you really have to fart right now?" (We had just gotten burritos). While I'm saying 'now' I let out a serious butt flapper which immediately cracks 1 up.. this fool starts backing up cracking up while he's still peeing and almost pisses on his own shoes. I keep laughing and shit because of what he almost does and the effort of laughing only makes me fart even more which of course makes 1 laugh even more (and he actually does piss a little bit on his shoes). Then after we calm down a little bit and 1 manages to put his dick away (it was dark I didn't see shit) and stops crying.. I zip up my pants and look down.. this fool is standing in a puddle of my piss since he backed away from the dumpsters downslope. We both noticed this at the same time and laugh.. fucking rolling on the ground and crying (away from the dumpsters this time) until 2 shows up. He asks us what we're laughing about and we're unable to tell him until we've climbed on top of the roof of the office building (which was like 4 stories tall and we had to take an external ladder. I can't believe how many times we did this shit drunk and nobody got hurt).

Good fucking times.

I'll put more up eventually when I remember them.

Edit: Ah, okay here's a good one. So my friends and I used to get Pho all the time (best stoner food) which for those who don't know, is basically a bigass bowl of daaaaank Vietnamese rice noodles with some amazing broth. I don't know what goes into it but it's dank. Whenever we did this shit we'd get Thai Iced tea with tapioca pearls (boba). One day, though, we got the idea of using the straws to shoot sticky, gooey tapioca pearls at people after we had just blazed like a full gram of hash oil between the three of us. I was never really any good at it but one of my friends is a fucking boba SNIPER I swear to god. The shit that made me laugh the hardest was the first time he hit this bitch who just passed us on the expressway. My expert race car driver friend was driving so we were being safe and shit but we pulled up to the right of this bitch and my friend rolled down his window.. This shit plays like in slow mo in my brain, I was sitting in the front passenger seat and the sniper was sitting in the backseat. He leans out the window, lines up a shot with his straw, and fucking NAILS this bitch in the head so hard through the open window we heard her say like "AUghhhh?!" and felt the spot where the gooey ass pearl was sticking to her hair. Then my friend says, "GOTCHA BITCH." He falls back into his seat, we're all crying with laughter and all in disbelief. We were driving at least 50 mph to catch up to her. Ever since, we do this every time we get pho but it's just not as funny as the first time he got somebody through an open window on the highway.

The second funniest time we did this shit was when we were driving on the same highway and this fool in a black M3 passes us. We pull up next to this guy who has his windows down and,--I kid you not--this guy looks exactly like Paulie D from Jersey Shore. Obviously the sniper has to ruin Paulie's day and just like before, rolls down his window and--this shit cracks me up whenever I think about it, waits until Paulie turns and sees this straw aimed as his face. The sniper shoots him right in the fucking FOREHEAD and to this day I remember the exact look on his face and the sound he made "Eewwauuuuhghh!!" Course my friend always has to yell some kind of one liner so he says "GTL THAT, CUNT" LOL!!! We take the next exit and have to pull over because our driver is crying from laughter.

We don't do this anymore because we do realize it is a serious danger to people driving on the highway but we still shoot people with tapioca in parking lots.. only douchebags though.
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Had me ROLLIN' man!

Got baked once with two friends and wen't 4 wheeling in my truck down in the riverbed, we were going maybe 50-60mph through this narrow pass and I go up what looks like a steady sloped hill but what turned out to be a pretty quick dropoff about 6 feet down! So essentially, I jumped my truck (with these two fools in the back not wearing any seatbelts with just the camper shell on top so they didn't fly out!) 6 feet going 50mph and when I landed there was this DEEP ass gorge type thing on my left 6" away from where the front tire stopped! My friend said he hit the roof on the inside of the camper shell I couldn't stop laughing at that haha..
 
Killerkronic

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The only funny thing I can think of, is when we were mid teens my buddy's and I got baked. Then my chubby friend kept saying he was hungry, lol but we didn't feel like moving, and we had frozen taquitos and no microwave. So my buddy started throwing half frozen taquitos at the chubby friends face, he was so high he didn't even care he would just pick em up and eat them while half frozen. And that's why I love to smoke weed. :)
 
Padawanbater2

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Killerkronic said:
The only funny thing I can think of, is when we were mid teens my buddy's and I got baked. Then my chubby friend kept saying he was hungry, lol but we didn't feel like moving, and we had frozen taquitos and no microwave. So my buddy started throwing half frozen taquitos at the chubby friends face, he was so high he didn't even care he would just pick em up and eat them while half frozen. And that's why I love to smoke weed. :)
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That, coupled with your avatar is hilarous haha
 
Farfenugen

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watched "Saving Grace" when the two old ladies were high and eating cereal, I couldn't stop myself laughing, and given that I was stoned at the time, I kept on laughing for the next hour or so. Between pee breaks and munchables the giggles kept on a coming. Even now, when not high everytime I see or talk to an older lady I sometimes breakout into laughter
 
JMain

JMain

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when i was watching that scene from friday where smokey upset cuhz they don't hav 2 things htat match lloll, clasic
 
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LiamThePothead

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Me and a friend had just rolled a 1.5 gram blunt when we saw a police van roll up and the two police Men from inside go in the bakery so me being a quick thinker;) ran behind the police van and sat down got out the blunt and sparked up , my friend was kinda hesitant to join me at first but then He smelt the weed and couldn't resist! , so we had got halfway down the blunt getting pretty baked then the police men came out of the bakery came round the back and saw us laughing at a dwarf :P , so we started to run while I still had the lit blunt in my hand and was attempting to still toke while running then I noticed my friend was quite far behind and screaming I'm usain bolt you shall never catch me , and he got caught :L he just got cautioned and taken home , luckily he didn't give the police my details or anything but when they caught him I kept running and toking at the same time by now the police had stopped chasing me , I found a block of high-rise flats and got on the roof and passed out for around three hours according to the Chinese man downstairs:P
 
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Ten bag

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1. Farts, stupidly funny when high, speshly those ones that are in time with your footsteps when you walk and you do like 6 of them.
2. Animals, cats more than dogs for me, cats are ace when your baked, my mate has 2, or had 2 cos one of them left, was a stray anyway, just came and chilled at his flat for a couple of months, but the stray we named Steve, was a big ginger bastard, and Lola who's a kitten, Lola always used to attack Steve when he'd be asleep and it'd be ace to watch cos Steve would be asleep in the middle of the room on the rug and Lola would just fly out from round a corner and latch onto him, we did feline UFC commentary to it for a while, was good shit. Also, Steve found a place where Lola couldent get him, on the windowsill, and she'd sit below just staring at him. Till one day she was sat near me on the sofa cleaning an shit and she scoped him out hiding behind the curtains and propper flew at them like arms wide open, got some right air time an all! she got like attached onto the curtains with her claws and ninja'd her way up them then still attached she started braying him with one paw, funniest thing ive seen cats do in tiiiime!
3. Cooking. Just dont bother. We were high and my mates, same guy who's got the cats, and we were looking for shit to eat, found a tin of ravioli. Was fair game, i told my mate that it could be fried and tasted shit hot. he believed me. the tit. So he gets a fucking wok out and puts shitloads of oil in it, turns the burner on and were just talking, blazing. Oil starts to bubble an that. So he opens the can, and i was like, man, you cant fry the sauce, and he's like shit yeah, so pours away the sauce. Then he swishes loadsa water in the can with the ravioli to wash away the sauce, but leaves loads of the water in. And i didnt know this, but you put water into boiling oil and its gonna set alight. It was by far the funniest shit ive seen when ive been high. Were both stood like right next to the oven and he just chucks it all in this red hot wok full of red hot oil and it just fucking explodes! flames are touching the roof and shit, i jumped back and was all like fuuuuuuuck maaaan! and he grabbed the handle and threw it at the sink, burning all the blinds over the window an that. Im laughing now, like propper laughing, those sorta laughs where you think as if i actually just laughed like that. And he turned around and had no eyebrows, all his arm hair on one arm was gone, his fringe just wasnt there. It was one of them things where you just fall over and cant breath cos its just that funny that it didnt happen to you :D
 
purpz

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one night when i was a teenager I was out @ a beach party & ended up crashing @ a buddies house along with 1 other bud/dude. We all were pretty shit faced drinking and smoking all night. So we just stayed up watching shows & smoked some more. My one bud who's house were staying @ starts talking shit about how he's going to phuck with whichever one of us falls asleep on him, but instead he ended up falling asleep 1st like 15min after talking shit. So... :) other dude & I both notice a sharpie close by and holy shit, we couldn't stop laughing without putting the phucking sharpie down. I was working on a peace on my buddies forehead and dude was just writing shit all over his face, must of taken us about 2 hours because we couldn't control are laughing. So anyway i wake up pretty early and i look around and notice dude waking up @ the same time, but i notice my other bud has already gotten up. So me and dude look @ each other going...phuck this can't be good (thinking he's waiting to strike!). Then we hear him running in the house straight to the bathroom mirror and notices he's got a penis on one side of his cheek with jizz and harry nuts added. My friend had wrote I love cock and fuck all over his face. Awe man we were dying @ this point because of how he reacted. He came into the room and said, " i was outside talking to my dad for the past hour and he was like why you got shit all over your face!?"
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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When I went to church with my sister and her kids. Right during the prayer my youngest nephew stood up and said, "FUCK!!" It echoed. I was laughing so hard I had to leave. My sister didn't go to church for months. The funny thing about this? He was trying to say, truck. He had a toy truck and dropped it. He had trouble with words using the tr combo. He substituted with the F sound. I still laugh when I think about it.
 
VER D

VER D

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my friends neighbor screaming from playing basketball in the distance i was high as shit
 
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